A dark like area in the woods is shown.
Girl: HELP ME!!!
A man turns...that man is Adrian Elliott.
Adrian: Alright my crew crew, we have a girl to save, and some plans to fuck up. We ready?
We just hear a few murmurs and not much else.
Adrian: Goddamnit! We need people ready to fight Incase something goes wrong—
Tranq darts suddenly shoot at the soldiers. Adrian's the only one not unconcious.
Adrian: Of course...right when I say something...
Guns are heard loading, and pointing at Adrian.
???: Drop your weapon...
Adrian: If I drop this, I'm getting shot up like Chicago.
???: And if you DON'T drop it....well, your outnumbered, simple as that.
Adrian: *sigh* I fucking hate my life sometimes...
Adrian drops his gun, as the voice and his soldiers approach. Adrian sees the figure, and the figure pistol whipped him!
Adrian: Ow...
The figure steps out of the shadows to reveal that...
???:You know, they call me Fenwick...Wade Fenwick
Adrian: Damn I didn't know that Dollar Store Bond wanted a beard....
Wade: That's weird, I'm usually called The Miz. Whatever...men, get him up....
Wades men get up Adrian.
Adrian: Wait, there is JUST men here! You, you PATRIARCH!!
Wade: Oh we have a special Snowflake.
Adrian: I prefer to call myself a person that cares for equality.
Wade: Lemme guess, your from ANTIFA too?
Adrian: Yes..
Wade kicks Adrian in the nuts.
Adrian: He kicked me in the dick....
Adrian goes down.
Wade: Tranq him.
Adrian is tranqued once, and knocked out...the men lift Adrian up, and carry him to a nearby chopper, as Wade follows them...
Adrian is seen strapped into a chair.
Adrian: I thought we were saving a girl...
Wade walks in.
Wade: Well, that's a part of my big, evil plan. I set you up.
Adrian: I knew something was suspicious, so no you didn't.
Wade: Yes I did. Admit your defeat.
Adrian: FUCK OFF!!
Wade: ...Fine...
Wade gets up. His men pull in a TV, as Wade grabs a remote.
Adrian: What are you doing with that?
Wade: If you don't talk...well, here's your torture...
Wade clicks the remote.
Adrian: You didn't even give me the opportunity too..
Wade: That's why I'm big and evil, and stuff...
Adrian:...That's bad villian-ing man...
Wade: That's a made up word.
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Nate Xpress: Chasing The Phoenix
HumorAdrian Elliott has been kidnapped. A rookie cabinet member named Nate Xpress is called in on this mission to save Adrian. But trouble is ahead, as a soldier goes AWOL, and a terrorist named Fenwick is on the loose, waiting to strike. It's time...to...
