Nate is in the casino with Chad and Scott, and looks over to see a greeting sign. The sign reads "Welcome to The Casino."
Nate: You can't make this up...
Hookers are seen on poles.
Chad: Hell Yeah, Ima get laid—
Scott tugs Chad back.
Scott: With that small dick of yours, I'd get a Viagra first.
Chad: You don't know that...
Nate: Timmy Turner would.
Chad: The wrestler...not the character...your making me look like a pedo!..just like TJP..
Nate: No, we call him TJPedo.
Scott heads over to a bar undercover. A bartender walks up.
Stan Lee: I've downed some of these, and they'll pack a punch.
Stan Lee grabs The Beeble.
Stan Lee: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Pastor Jenkins?
Scott: *looks at the Beeble* Maybe another time.
Scott turns around to see Mistah Woose with The Wolfe Pack.
Woose: Well, well, well Ronin...Your not gonna like it when The Wolfe Pack runs wild on you...you'll be GROUNDED!!
Scott: If you came to impersonate Boris, and take me on with the Crumpet Eater Express to mooch off my relevancy, good luck...
O.J Wolfe blocks Scott. Scott looks over to the reader.
Scott: Who is this again?
Scott turns back to OJ, and easily snaps his neck. Davey Joe And Tommy get ready for battle, as Nate rushes over.
Nate: Oh my, are we about to do a actiony fight scene?
Scott: *sigh* Whatever...
Davey runs at Scott, Who bashes him in the head with a champagne bottle. Tommy comes at Scott, and he tosses the bottle to Nate...
Nate stabs Tommy in his balls.
Nate: The sun may not shine, but it's gonna be bleeding...
Nate kicks Tommy onto Davey. Victor grabs a UK Flagpole and hurls it at Nate and Scott. They grab a bar stool, and the stool blocks the pole! Scott And Nate tear the flag off the pole.
Victor: No!!
Scott And Nate charge at Victor, who is stabbed. Victor slowly slides down, as Scott and Nate turn to see Mistah Woose, with a globe tattoo.
Nate: Alrighty Boris Hardy, let's get this over with....
A tricycle is seen.
Rook: Your surrounded!
Marty Scurll is on Rooks shoulders. They both get serious faces and shoot Woose to death.
Rook: ...Is this what killing someone feels like?
Marty: Cmon, Let's go surround Gargano!
The two ride off, as Scott and Nate turn to Victor. Victor tried his best to no sell.
Victor: I'm the final boss.
Nate: ..I just vomited in my mouth.
Scott: Alright, let's pull the trigger on this bastard.
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Nate Xpress: Chasing The Phoenix
MizahAdrian Elliott has been kidnapped. A rookie cabinet member named Nate Xpress is called in on this mission to save Adrian. But trouble is ahead, as a soldier goes AWOL, and a terrorist named Fenwick is on the loose, waiting to strike. It's time...to...
