Scott: I was NOT colluding! If I were, I'd be in a better situation.
Chad: But what if this is right where you want us?..
Scott: Yeah, no. That's not who I am—
A loud crash is heard from the distance.
Nate: I feel like I should investigate...
Chad: No! Anyone who investigates dies!
Nate: Well, if we stay any longer will be more dead than the Eminem and MGK beef.
Chad: Are they still beefin?
Nate: Can't remember.....but Killshot was a hit.
Scott: Can we just stop our product placement and move on.
Nate: Product placement?
Nate sniffs.
Nate: Ship smells nasty...which is why you need Fabreeze!
Scott: *sigh* Oh my god...
Harsher footsteps are heard.
Chad: Incoming!
A skinny figure is seen finishing up a sandwich in the shadows. Nate, Scott, and Chad look on intensely....
???: Like, ugly coat dude, this is the end of you!
Nate:I actually like this coat!
...Shaggy Rogers steps out of the shadows.
Nate: I'll dogwalk you.
Shaggy:..is that a challenge punk?
Nate: Yeah, of course. I'm good and your a meme.
Shaggy:...there are two options here...walk away...
Nate:No.
Shaggy: Or blow this fight like the Bears blew it against The Eagles!
Nate: Why you little...
Nate starts laughing.
Nate: Am I supposed to be scared of a cartoon character? What's next, is Scooby here too?
Shaggy: He's like, destroying catering.
Nate: BRING IT ON!!
Shaggy backhands Nate and he goes flying through nearby glass.
Nate:Ok...this is Galactic Race all over again...
Shaggy:I warned you dude.
Shaggy starts devouring Scooby snacks...a blue glowing aura is around him now...he starts firing Scooby Snacks out his mouth, as Nate gets a metal shield up to block everything.
Shaggy: Your like, struggling? I'm not even using 1% of my power!
Shaggy starts getting a blast ready!
Nate: Calm down! Beams destroy lairs!
Shaggy starts blasting, as Nate attempts using his metal shield, but it breaks and Nate's blasted back into a wall.
Nate: ...Ow...
Shaggy: I'm disappointed. I like thought, you were a superhero.
Nate: Not all heroes wear capes.
Shaggy: That has like, nothing to do with the conversation, but ok dude.
Shaggy's eyes start glowing as Nate looks on.
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Nate Xpress: Chasing The Phoenix
ComédieAdrian Elliott has been kidnapped. A rookie cabinet member named Nate Xpress is called in on this mission to save Adrian. But trouble is ahead, as a soldier goes AWOL, and a terrorist named Fenwick is on the loose, waiting to strike. It's time...to...
