Chad is picked up by Wade.
Wade: Now you...hehe..The leader of the Underground FBI...
Chad: Not exactly. I'm just an operator.
Wade tosses Chad into a wall.
Wade: Men...get the information you need, then execute him—
Wade is however stopped by distant rumbling...
..It's Shaggy and God fighting up in Heaven.
Shaggy prepares a Spirit Bomb.
Shaggy: Like, God, your about to be dethroned!
Shaggy blasts it at God...but God counters with another spirit bomb!...BOTH BOMBS EXPLODE, BASICALLY DESTROYING HEAVEN AND THEMSELVES!!
President Noah and General Quo look out the window.
Noah:NOW I'm definitely going to Hell...
Nate looks out a nearby window and sees the sky being all weird. The rumbling goes down a bit.
Nate: That's a lot of damage!
Nate opens a door, to see another hallway with 8 doors. He opens the first one...
???: OOH CRIM—
Nate covers his eyes and turns around.
Crim: This is a hotel too...
Nate: It's a lair. And what are you doing?
Crim is thrusting into someone dressed as Katie Eighth.
Nate: ...I'm telling Noah...
Crim: DON'T! HE'LL END MY CAWS PUSH!!
Nate: Your CAWS and a push? Hilarious!
Nate shuts the door.
Muffled screams are heard in Crims closet. The mask of Katie is taken off to reveal that he's nailing Cody Snyder.
Crim: QUIET IN THERE!!
Marco Diaz And Flash Sentry: HELP US!!
Cody Snyder: Now comes the part where I bite your dick off....
Nate opens the second door.
Vicky: POPPY!! YOUR HERE TO SAVE M—
Nate shuts the door and quickly moves onto the 3rd...he sees a trashed hotel.
???: Your house may be destroyed, but all is not lost when you switch to AllState...
Nate shuts the 3rd door and transitions onto the 4th.
Billy Mays: And then she says, at least the spray can fire!
Billy Mays is in a room with Stephen Hillenburg, Stan Lee, and Robbie Rotten.
Stephen: So I recently got a tribute show. A tribute the NFL couldn't give.
Stan: Didn't they swerve the audience?
Stephen: Yeah they basically said "You want Sweet Victory?" "Well yeet, here's sicko mode..."
Robbie: Nobody cares about Travis Scott.
Stephen: Exactly!
XXXTentacion walks in.
X: Yo.
Robbie: ..Who are you?
X: Killed by Drake, that's what's up.
Stan: Isn't Drake that one rapper that talks about relationships and money?
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Nate Xpress: Chasing The Phoenix
ComédieAdrian Elliott has been kidnapped. A rookie cabinet member named Nate Xpress is called in on this mission to save Adrian. But trouble is ahead, as a soldier goes AWOL, and a terrorist named Fenwick is on the loose, waiting to strike. It's time...to...
