Bizarre Quotes And Bizarre Stories

Classes

• Chrunchy Gatorade
• I screwed myself that's what I'm here. I'm pretty sure two people screwed eachother.
• (talking about Zeus and Europa) Ride 'em cowgirl.
• Hera is the goddess of marriage and PMS.
• Yo mamma so easy she's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
• We're all products of incest.
• Keep your squig-figgle to yourself.
• Sansmich
• I was passing...once.
• I don't have bones, I'm all wiggly jiggly.
• Before you ENTUR. Before you ENTUR my mom.
• We have chickens here, duh.
• I wrote down tango(touch in latin) so I had to put " you will be touched."
• All I heard was communism.
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Most of these quotes come from my Latin class. Your free to interpret them as you wish. I just got board and lost a bet,so now this child is alive. Welp I'm Dayne and I dont know what the fuck this is.