° It's not my fault they got a disease
° what the amish
° shut your fuck
° Grevious would have won if he had six arms
° (these are text between me and a friend of mine)
Me: Crocdom
My friend: Is that a condom made of crocs, a condom made of crocodile, a dominant crocodile, or a dominant pair of crocs?
° I'm going to make you a nose made out of worms on a string
° Would ducktape work on a shark
° Being inside a transformer is just being vored by a car
° talking about a yagami yato audio: "HE HAS TWO?! AND EACH IS 24 1/2 INCHES?! I am definitely never walking again.
° We're not gonna play duck duck goose we're gonna play dick dick bitch
° Oh they're throwing dynamite in holes again
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Hey Annie let's play dick dick bitch next time we're at the park
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