° The Netherlands?!
° FERMENTATION
° Fuck the Mothman Jen, do it, do him
° I don't even know who my baby daddy is anymore
° Why is our school mascot a dildo with eyes?
° I think we can all agree that almost all of the transformers are really fuckable
° Wait. Wait. Wait. Does that make me a monster fucker?!
° I'm gonna wander away into the corn fields of Ohio and never be heard from again.
° I really just wanna turn into a innumerable amount of moths
° Why must you constrain yourself to this fleshy form?
°( my friend talking to while looking me dead in the eye) I'm going to send you pictures of transformers but only in sexually explicit ways even if I have to draw them myself.
°( my friend again) Do you think Optimus Prime is a top or a bottom... nevermind he's definitely a bottom.
° Vibe check me over the side of a bridge.
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