Jackie's Story

Meeting With Jake

Chad met me behind the bus, which is good because i couldn't tell if he said bus or giraffe, so i tried the bus first. "Alright fam, Jakes position is secret so we need to take some precautions." chad said. He put airpods in my ears and played 6 figures by justin roberts at full volume. He then blindfolded me with an avengers baggie, colored black, that smelled like tana mongeau's tears when i stepped on her balenciaga heels at Tanacon once. Chad then slung me over his back with his strong muscles, that stole mommy's heart and ran like a freaking cheetah into the building. He RKOd me onto a beanbag and said "brb ugly" i was fine with waiting, after all, it was going to get me drew. After waiting for like an hour, jake kicked the door down while screaming "WHATSUPJAKEPAULERS?!" jake sat next to me on the beanbag and itold him what was going on and what i needed him to do for me. "And why should i do that?" he asked me, with an arrogant tone in his voice. "Because, jake, i am the game master."