Jackie's Story

The Ending

Danny didn't jump out the window, he jumped off the coffee table. it did nothing. I told danny to go to bed because he was acting drunk. I texted Jake to bring drew home. By the morning drew and danny were back together. It turns out danny took like 6 shots of vodka while i was texting Jake and Craig last night, and was just blackout drunk. They ended up getting married like the next day, with me as a bridesmaid, alongside our queen jenna marbles. After the wedding, i gave up on my love for drew and married chad because that thot already divorced mommy. I started a job for the first time at troom troom as a writer/narrator. I am responsible for the line "you may become fat, and ugly."my friend Craig started a secret society against danny, and my friend stevie got a job shading danny at troom troom. I shaved my head and wove a blanket using my hair. I also sold my woody woodpecker belt buckle on facebook marketplace for 8 dollars so i could buy a chair made out of a fish tank. I made it my goal in life, even though i was fine with danny being married to drew, to be the first dislike on every danny gonzalez video.