The Big Mouth and the Flirty Italian

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I got rudely awaken (i'm sorry but i have to do this)

I was seated down against a tree. I open my eyes to see Tri sitting in front of me and two other doods standing behind her.

"ok she's awake'' Tri said, standing up.

"who is they" I ask, pointing at the dudes.

"Okay, so this one is" she points at the one with brown hair and a scarf

"Joseph Joestar" He responds 

"and that one is" she points to the one with blond hair and some sort of ribbon - headband

"Caesar Zeppeli" 

I nod, and get up "well, I'm Y/n"

"Just Y/n ?" Caesar asks. and I nod

"don't you have a last name?" Joseph asks.

I shake my head "well, I do, but I don't refer myself as one of that family."

Caesar lets out a small chuckle, because it reminds him of how he used to be before he found out the truth. he then asks

"how come?" 

"because, my mom was a good for nothing greedy crook, and my dad used to be a member of a gang in Italy before he got killed"(no, your dad isn't Diavolo, well, what happened was that your dad was the original boss, but then a day after, Diavolo had killed him and took the role and pretended to be the boss and yeet)

Tri sighed "anyways, lets get going"

"wait, where are we going?!" I ask with a bit of panic.

"we're meeting up with our new coach, Lisa Lisa" she said

"ehh???" I'm really confused

"look, I can't keep protecting you plus you have potential. Lisa Lisa will help all of us get stronger." 

I let out a long sigh when I heard her mention about her not being able to keep protecting me. 

"fineee"

"then lets go" She picks me up, meanwhile Joseph and Caesar are talking to each other. 

"put mE DOWN-" 

"nah"

and there we go, we're on our way to Lisa Lisa. I just give up and sleep... time passes faster that way.

~

I woken up agAIN but by poking, and I open my eyes to see Joseph and Caesar near me, and Joseph is poking my cheek, and Caesar is trying to stop him. I look around to try to see Tri but i can't

"Uh, can you not" i ask

Joseph flinches, not knowing I was awake "Yea- sorry" he stands up.

"where is Tri?" 

"she's in the other room talking to Lisa Lisa, they'll be here in no time" Caesar answers my question.

I nod and get up, and then Tri and another lady who looked like she was in her late 20's. 

"hello, I am Lisa Lisa" She introduced herself.

"I'm Y/n"

"Now, sense Tri has told me the details, We'll get start today" Lisa Lisa said as she put some sort of muzzle thing on Joseph and another one on me.

"you have to learn how to control your breathing" she says.

"Wait why doesn't Tri or Caesar get them as well?!" I ask

"they've already learnt how to control their breathing".

I nod

"Lets go to the tower".

~Small time skip because i'm too lazy to write this part but will mention some things~

Tri and Caesar are at the same level, near this thing where it sputters this oil stuff? I don't know what it is anymore, and Joseph is near them, as i'm still at the ground level.

I'm trying my best, I control my breathing until i get some sort of jolt? I see some purple sparks (Ripple/Hamon) come. I start climbing, I try to stand up and its actually working, so I try to walk my way up, until the gravity hits and i almost fall, but i catch myself. I then crawl, but i'm almost at Joseph. I watch Caesar get past that trap i guess, and Tri is attempting to do it, and she does

~another time skip~

we're finally at the top, and i'm tired but i still try to correct my breathing. I'm just glad that i'm out of here.

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