my friend: do u think 哥 is gay? he never talks to girls other than family friends their dad: no i think hes just lonely as hell - at dinner
me: i have one friend my friend: YOu HavE ThREe BoYFriEnDS?
my friend: *smelling this chinese thing* it smells like milk other friend: ya its condensed milk but it has a different texture my friend: *tastes it* it smells like milk other friend: IT IS MILK *triggered*
we need to give 哥 a tinder account - my friend again
*looking at my lockscreen* why are there so many people in a telephone box? Are they your boyfriends? me in my head: *i wish* - my friend again (he keeps asking me how many boyfriends I have - i have zero)
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*me and him listening to random ringer sounds because we are bored*
______ my friend is annoying but its fun to talk to him. The other friend is his sister who missed like 2 weeks of college for my friend's ski race. He said he was place 2 or 3 for country (Hong Kong).
