boy: how tall is Jesus? Is he tall enough to do a slam dunk?
me: *imaging Jesus doing a slam dunk but can't really think about it*
- New Testament class
boy: What if Keeping Up With The Kardashians was a different family? What if it was my family? So much drama.
- PE class
If the ball hits your testicles I won't feel sorry for you because you brought this upon yourself.
- PE teacher when a boy stood in front of someone hitting a ball.
*friend trying to hit the boy ^ in the balls with the tennis ball*
- PE class
people: *collecting pins and pretending that they are the infinity stones*
me: you should pin them to your hand
them: are you ok
- science class
We were playing Deal Or No Deal in class and my team got like 1000 dollars rip.
But my friend in the other class got 1 cent LMAO
Just now I got off the elevator and the person inside was like bye and then i said THaNK YOU what is wrong with me ugh
