april 6 2019

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Today my golf team and I went to eat hot pot for dinner and I sat the boys table (only girl) and one boy sat at the girls table (isaac) and it was weird.
For some reason Isaac was really quiet the whole time he was at the girl's table and was non-stop eating. The boys table was really loud and we were all shit at cooking hot pot because we kept loosing the beef in the pot.

*michael stirring food in hot pot*
brandon: what are you doing????
michael: friction; the friction makes the food heat up faster
literally the whole table: what is that logic
- dinner

*michael trying to cook beef without the ladle*
ian: put it on top of the shrimp balls because they're floating so the beef will float
us: *what*
-dinner

jonathan: we're all chinese and we all are shit at eating hot pot oof. The only one who has an excuse is Jonathan because he's half malaysian
michael, brandon and me: we have excuse
jonathan: shit its just me now
- dinner

*michael doesn't know how to hold chopsticks even though he's been using them his whole life*
isaac: BeFoRE ThIS TrIp MIchAEl NeVEr EvEN SEeN ChOpSTicKS
- dinner

ian: we probably ate some raw meat
also ian: hong kong golf association had to drop out of the tournament because of stomach aches
- dinner

Brandon definitely ate THE MOST like 6 bowls and he still said he's starving

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