"Ps-psy?!??!" I stared at him with eyes as wide as my face while he returns the same look. We haven't seen each other in forever. He used to be my best friend of 13 years. We met in kindergarten after he was held back for 24 years. Then we grew up together, best of friends best of friends. Bffs. That sort of thing. "What are you doing here?" An uncontrollable grin overtakes my face.
"Hello who are you?" says psy.
What. "Um, Im jizzy?" I said back. "Your best friend?"
"Sorry doesnt ring a bell." said Psy. "I thought this was my apartment my bad. So you're my new neighbor?"
"PSY!!! PARK JAE SANG I'M UR BFF OF 13 YEARS REMEMBER?! WE WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL FOR 13!!!!!!!!! YEARS!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
"Ur crazy" says psy and leaves.
Wow. IM crazy? yeah right. I'm awesome.
Since it's the weekend I decide to go out and have fun by myself cuz why not but then I come back 5 minutes later bc I got lonely :(
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I knock on Psy's door because....... because why not, righgt?
He opens the door a second later only to slam it shut at the sight of me. "LEAVE ME ALONE" he says. "IM BUSY."
"NO YOURE NOT," I yell back. "I SAW YOU WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY AND UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO RELEASE THAT TO THE PUBLIC U BETTER LET ME IN."
Idk how that even worked. He actually opened the door immediately. I mean, even if I told anyone a 41-year old man watched MLP for his entertainment, no one would've cared. I mean, its not like he's famous or anything. Right? Right??!??
We both sat down and watched Twilight Sparkle and Pinky Pie and whatever the rest of the ponies are called do their thing. It was the most BORING thing I'd ever seen but Psy seemed to enjoy it for some reason.
"Im a brony," he told me.
I looked up the word in the dictionary but I couldn't find it. He told me to google it but idk what that means.
"Hey guess what psy," i said, totally bored when psy decided to replay the SAME EPISODE AGAIN. WE'D ALREADY SEEN THIS THREE TIMES.
"Shut up this is my favorite part," he hissed.
I looked at the screen and saw some objects floating. There was nothing even REMOTELY interesting about that. "OMG would you listen to me. I'd expect my best friend to at least pay me some attention."
"wat is it?"
"Do you know NCT?"
"No."
Bruhh. "Are you dumb?" I opened up Youtube and introduced Psy to some of their songs like "Necklace Reaction" and "COME" and "We so OLd".
He watched the music videos and then he was like, "whatever. mine's so much better."
"Yours? What do you mean?"
"Google gagnam style."
since I still didn't know what "google" meant, I just nodded and said I'd do it later. "U can't insult these boys tho. I'm engaged to one of them, you know."
"Which one?"
"This one," I said pioting to hacehan.
"What."
"What?"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT?!?!??" I shouted.
"He's so handsome!!!!!!!11!!!111!!"
"I KNOWWWWW"
"Whos handsome?"
Psy and I turned around to see jonhgo. Bruh what. When did he even get here. The look on his face is unreadable. It transforms from shocked to a slightly evil smile.
"Im gonna tell him! Im gonna tell him!" Johgo chants.
Omg no! He's gonna tell haecthan I think he's handsome! Lol wait... we're engaged it shouldn't matter.
I watched johgNO skip away happily and then turned back to Psy. "Alright it was fun catchig up but I gotta go now. Cya arond."
"Bye." He doesn't even look at me as he watches Twilight Sparkle talk to that little dragon/dinosaur thingy.
When I get back to my apartment, I find a letter in front of my door. I pick it up as I open the door to my house and walk in.
heyyy me & u at 6 tonite at coffee shop hahahaha check yes or no
There were 2 boxes under that that said yes and no respectively. I quickly checked off the "yes" box.
"SO YOURE COMING?!" mark lee leaped out from under my bed.
I screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Soz didnt mean to scare you," mak said. I wouldve asked him how he came in here but stranger things have happened. "So yes?"
"Yeah sure," I said, breathing out as I held my heart.
Jongho's POV
"Hey Hachean." I tapped on his shoulder.
"Ohh yeahh," he sang.
"Haechan!!!"
"What?" He glared at me and raised his hands. "What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?"
I tried to get a word in but he wouldnt stop saying "what" so I slammed my hand over his mouth. "Jizzy thinks ur handsome."
He rolls his eyes. "I knew that. Go away, I'm in the middle of a recording."
I just realized I'd accidentally stepped into the studio and the director was glaring at me so I apoologized and left.
He knew Jizys' thought he was handesome??!?!?! UGHHHHHH my plan is ruined. I wanted to be the one credited for gettign them together at the wedding. I wanted to make a speech and reveal it was my diaboloical plan to get them together. All for naught. UGH I will have my revenge.
Third Person POV
Haechan was recording "Billionaire" before Jongho barged in and this is the result:
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
Hey Haechan
Ohh yeahh
Haechan
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Jizzy thinks you're handsome
I knew that
Go away I'm in the middle of a recording
Oh hahaha lol I'm sorry. Can I join?
NO. Get out of here.
Fine. I hate u. Ur a big meanie. Btw just so you know, I'm planning something evil--
GO AWAY YOU STUPID BOZO
*extremely loud gasp*
*door slams*
Yeah, a different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire.........
I have to start over?? SERIOUSLY? Can't you just cut that part out? No? UGH JONGHO U SUCK.
