Omg ur finaly here i was like when are u gonna get here twf
My wifi wasnt working properly sozzz
Oh no is it ok now
Yes its fineee
Ok so rn jizzy is stranded on the street
I wake up adn find myself on the road and lots of cars run me over. HAHAHAA OMG My hair is a mess and my ckothes are so derty help. (dirty water) (yes) I steal clothes from the homeless guy and run. Omg jizzy RIHTG
I fly all the way to SM and the yellow off shoulder top and ripped jeans i stole from the homeless person compliments my skin. IM CRYING Then i suddenly remember johnson aksed if i wanted a ride last night so i go to the SM parking lot and take his car. From now on this is my car. IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO MUCH LMAOAOAFKJDHSKF
"Whatup uglies," i greet my felow staff members once im inside the buidling. A person who is getting out of the builidng runs into me and steps on my brand new stolen shoes. "UM HELLO I WORKED VERY HARD FOR THESE" i yell in her ear in mandarin. DHSHFHAHFDHJDFHDF
"Hi!" she says. "Youre the nicest person ever omg wanna be bffs my names jargon."
"Hi jargon im jizzy." i tell her out of boredom i already have so many friends i dont need anymore but whatever i can always have more friends i guess.
We continue introducing each other until we get tired of it and she leaves and i slap everyone on their heads as a way of greeting them ANGIE IM CRYING Y R U SO FUNNY AHAHAHHAHAA UR FUNNY TOO
Jongho's POV
My car is gone. I left it right here??? I am shooketh idk wat just happened i must inform the police why is this happening to me. I call 911 but it doesnt work because the emergency number in kroea is 119 LOL anyways i call 119 and they answer.
"Hellos im busy bye" they say
"WAIT someone tooked my car how do i get home."
"Use the bus."
"Ok."
So these days i take the bus because i cant find my car. Its reolli a sad life reolli. I see jazzygirl inside the buidling and i say in her ear "ur so cute"
She thanks me in jerman. We both enter the elevator and she presses the button 3. Two boys suddenly run inside the elevator with masks.
"THIS IS A ROBBERY" says one of them "GIVE ME EVRRYTHING YOU HAVE"
"ARE U KIDDING ME THIS ISNT EVEN MINE" jixxy cries as she hands over her shoes.
"Lol jk we're not robbers. You just got PUNKED" says the masked person revealing a camera.
"Ur so mean" whines juzztin. "Wow i cant wait to get married to hintcan"
One of the masked people coughs loudly then shouts "excuse me i have a cold" and exits the elevator in heels. The other masked person pulls down to reveal himself.
ITS BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
In shock, i do a headstand. "BILL BILL BILL BILL" i shout
Then he reaches up and pulls out his face omg theres another one underneath its... iTS.... ITSSSSS..... uhhhh idk who tf that is
But his name tag says mike li.
At least I think thats what it says im not fluent in englsih so idk for real but yeah.
