SWEET AND SALTY (Willy Wonka x Mr. Salt)

Candy hearts and a part with gummy worms

(A/N) PLEASE READ!!: If you haven't already read the description, I mentioned that these were not the same people from the movies, both their personalities and physical traits were leaning toward the musical versions of themselves. The pics above are headcanons that me and my friend (SweetTeay) drew as to what they might look like in the fic.

ALSO: If you haven't already seen the movie/know anything about it, some parts probably won't make sense or some jokes might soar over your head so just a heads up!

This is also my first actual fic and first piece of writing I've done in like 5 years so please tell me if anything seems off in the fic, it would be greatly appreciated! Please no hate on the fic also, just saying, if you're uncomfortable with the ship or BoyxBoy or the smut, please just save yourself the trouble and back out now. If you read all of this then thank you! I hope you enjoy! Have a wonderful day! <3

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Everyone turned to walk out of the room while Wonka stayed a bit behind to open his hand and read what was on the paper. He read through it quickly and grinned with a blush that spread over his face. He would consider it.

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A FEW HOURS BEFORE

Veruca had once again run off to pick at things she wasn't supposed to, yelling "I want a pink candy boat AND an Oompa Loompa!!" It was truly aggravating.

One thing had led to one and another and now Mr. Salt and Wonka were stuck searching for the devilish girl. Wonka wouldn't have done so in the beginning, he didn't even have to, but he found Mr. Salt and his awkward jokes amusing so he helped out.

They had searched almost all of the rooms of the factory when Wonka came to a door he hadn't intended to open at all during the tour, he really hoped Veruca didn't wander into there...

"God I really hope she isn't in there..." Wonka said under his breath.

"How come?" Mr. Salt said from the side.

"Well you see, this room was specifically dedicated to what you could call... an adult line. Yes! An adult line of candy!" Said Wonka with a nervous laugh. "Veronica REALLY should NOT be in this room."

Wonka took a deep breath and gave Mr. Salt a smile, he hoped there wasn't anything too bad lying around.

When they entered, it was doused in deep red lights and filled with all types of... things. "Er, Mr. Wonka, please correct me if I'm wrong but.. Are those panties?"

Wonka rushed to grab and hide them behind his back but his maroon coat swished in the process, knocking over a pile of lingerie. "I-I didn't mean to- ah, this was a mistake, oh god."

He began to stumble over his words and add to the reddening in his face, the light wasn't helping. "So you see now, yes? Veronica mustn't be in this room, it's specifically a line for adult products like... gummy lingerie and such?" He winced as the last part came out as a question, how embarrassing to say out loud.

Mr. Salt merely smiled, "I understand of course, we all do things we aren't exactly proud of in the business.. maybe one day I could help test these out, hm?"

"W-WHAT?"

"I said, 'perhaps it's best I should not look about?'"

"Oh! Um, yes you probably should not.. ah, what's that in your hAND OH NO PLEASE DON'T SMELL THAT!"

Mr. Salt set down the perfume he was holding and grinned, "What's the problem? I only took a whiff, it smells amazing by the way, this product could go for millions!" His grin becoming a bit lazy and his eyes a little glossed over. "Ah, it's a tad hot in here don't you agree?" He loosened his thin dark tie and gazed at Wonka for a little longer than he'd intended.