henry x brandon

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brandon, henry and diesel went to walmart. brandon and henry were filling their trolley full of unhealthy shit and lose diesel (oh no!)

'where is diesel!' brandon yells, falling on the floor (oh no!)

'brandon noooooo!' henry yells falling on the floor beside him.

oh shit they dead!

people walked past but did nothing because they were busy working people dafuq.

'deez nuts!' diesel yells when he sees his friends.

he was busy off in the ramen section buying ramen. (wow!)

'deez nuts!' he yells again, causing brandon to revive.

'get him!' brandon says, sitting up.

'henry is still dead!' diesel says.

brandon started giving henry mouth to mouth. it wasn't working.

but oh wait!

brandon didn't no homo!

henry sits up.

'no homo brandon!' he cries and brandon panics.

•••••

one day later lol.

the mouth to mouth got henry pregnant.

it's all brandon's fault. uh no!

'brandon, i need to tell you something,' henry says.

'what?' brandon says.

'i'm gregnant!' henry says.

'NANI?1??1?1?2?2?'

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