the one where pyro becomes an egirl

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niall was sitting in his room, being a bitch and drinking memeulous' bath water (we all know he bought it all).

he didn't care if he got chlamydia, he didn't get it from belle so why would he get it for george, he was a mega virgin (#fakealpha)

he loved the taste of the bath water, it tasted differently then what belles did.

he really wanted more, so how could he do that? get into the inside.

so, it's a well known fact that george memeulous has a thing for egirls and who is the best egirl cosplayer of the century? niall.

he got his best egirl fit, chains and all, and got ready. he put on his two toned wig and started to do his makeup.

big eyeliner and hearts under the eyes complete, he decided to make an instagram for his alter ego.

once it was all set in, niall hit george up.

george fell for the trap and niall went over, drank a whole bath belonging to george and then left.

george was sad because he lost his bath and he was still a virgin.

idk what this even is

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