I Triple Dog Dare You!

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Tony wakes up to FRIDAY telling him he is requested in the front of the tower. He grumbles as he rolls out of bed and into the cold tower. He changes and takes the elevator down to the lobby. He steps out into the cold December air to see Bucky sitting in a snow bank annoyed while Barton laughs his brains out. Then there sits innocent Peter with his tongue stick to Bucky's metal arm.

"Kid..." Tony starts. "Why?" He asks walking over. "Just why?"

"He thipple thog thered me." (Triple dog dared me) He says pointing to Clint who is still laughing.

"Kid do you remember a Christmas Story. You know, the moving about the beebee gun?" Tony says. Peter seems to connect the strings and nods guiltily. "Just step inside for a bit and your tongue will come off" Tony says. Peter and Bucky carefully stand and walk over being care not to just rip off his tongue. After a few minutes of being inside Peter's young comes off.

"Sorry Mr. WhiteWolf Barnes James Bucky Winter Solider sir" Peter says. Bucky chuckles and ruffles Peter's hair.

"It's just Bucky kid. By the way I think Clint owes you $50 now if I'm not mistaken. Peter and Bucky look over to Clint who is grumbling and pulling out his wallet.

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