Chapter 8: That Pee blocker super-glueing dickwad

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-Alex's POV-

"Move?.."He didn't budge.

I pouted,"Pleaseeee!" He shook his head and stood rock solid.

"Devinnnnn,"I whined,pressing my legs together,trying not to let the waterfall burst through its dams.

Do you catch my groove?

I pounded at his chest by he stayed ridged. "Okay!Okay what do you want?"

"I want you to apologize for that stunt you pulled earlier,"He said,glaring at me.

I snorted,"I'd rather shit my pants,"

He shrugged,"Okay,"

Minutes passed and the feeling got more agonizing. Thing is,I super glued his seat and he sat on it. When he realized that I did it, I smirked and he said 'Ill get you Zena!'

So he had to sit all through other teachers detention and all through lunch until Ryan found him and help him with a new pair of pants.

"Why are you doing this?"I squeezed out. Why couldn't he just super glue me back?or some other prank?

"This?Oh whats a better way to get back at a girl then block her entrance to the bathroom when she has the urge to pee?"He tapped his chin,"Oh right,theres no better way."

I snorted once more,"Actually there is dumbass,"

He raised an eyebrow,"Duh,taking her food!"

This time both eyebrows arched up,"Okay..."

"So are you going to say sorry?"He said.

I scoffed,"Please,don't make me laugh Devin,"

He smirked,"Okay then let's do a double date,Ryan planned it with his fuck buddy and he wanted to invite you and I said..that you would go,"

I glared at him,"You didn't."

"I did and If you don't come I'll have to sit in front of this door then,"He smirked and the need became stronger.

"To hell with that!"He lifted his hand to lock the bathroom door.

"Okay!okay I'll go but can you fucking move?Ill actually shit my pants if you don't,"He smirked satisfied and I rushed through the door.

I tried to open a stall but it was stuck so I tried the other four stalls but it was all stall till I noticed a something sticky dripping from the locks.

Glue.

Devin.

Devin=glue.

Argh.

"DEVVVVIIINNN!"I screamed frustrated. I heard a loud chuckle outside the door and a few footsteps.

Since my hands were on the lock the glue must've gone to my sweaters sleeve because when I pulled,I was stuck.

I sighed. I'm alone and stuck with the urge to pee. Can this day get any worse?

Wait...don't answer that life. please dont.

***

My backed ached as I walked home from the school. It hurt from crawling under the stalls to pee and crawling back.

I was about to walk home in a bra but luckily I raided the boys locker room and found Devin's old varsity jacket and jersey.

Wait. why didn't I raid the girls locker room?

Because the super glueing bastard super glued the door shut.

End of story.

Making it up the driveway I spotted a familiar motorcycle with the initials on the back.

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