𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔┃┃𝒕𝒘𝒐-𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌┃

Bonus 2: A Wild Woojin Appeared..

(3rd person p.o.v)

It was all going well with Jihoon's weekend until someone appeared outside his apartment.
Woojin decided to drop by and without knocking barged into Jihoon's apartment since the door was unlocked.
"HELLO,IS SOMEONE THERE?!" Woojin yelled.
Footsteps could be heard as Jihoon rushed into the living room where Woojin was standing with a plastic bag in his hand.
"Woojin? What are you doing here??" Jihoon confusedly asked.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Woojin yelled again.
"Ouch,why are you yelling,Woojin? What do you mean with 'what are you doing here' it's my apartment?" Jihoon asked.
He was still feeling utterly confused about the situation,why would Woojin show up out of nowhere while wearing a green dinosaur onesie?
"YAH! INTRUDER,GET OFF MY LAWN!" Woojin once again yelled.
Jihoon felt baffled and tried to understand what his friend was doing but no it seemed impossible.
He stood a few meters away from Woojin who swung around with his plastic bag while making random animal noises.
"Rawr rawr. Grrrr. Oink oink. Bark bark."
It was so hilariously weird that it got Jihoon to laugh out loud but a plastic bag swung at his face surely made his laughter die out.
"Wow,that hurt more than I expected." He mumbled under his breath.
Jihoon touched his right cheek where the surprisingly heavy bag had hit him and flinched once it started to sting a bit.
"Ha take that you duck! Intruder zero,Woojinosaur one!" Woojin cheered and jumped around in the living room.
"I'm a duck now?? What is up with him today?" Jihoon asked himself.

Woojin jumped up on the kitchen counter and threw punches in the air,still yelling on top of his lungs of course.
"I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY LAWN! THIS IS MY SHIP,YOU HEAR ME? MY SHIP. IT'S WOOJINOSAUR'S SHIP SO GET LOST YOU UGLY DUCKLING!!" He randomly yelled.
Jihoon scratched his head in confusion and stared at his so called friend in disbelief.
He watched as Woojin made paddle motions in the air before he pretended to smack what looked like an imaginary bird with his "paddle".
"Jakdjfnsj that's my lunch,nom nom.."
"Does a ship really use paddles? Pretty sure it doesn't..oh well what can I even expect anymore?" Jihoon decided that the only thing he can do is deal with whatever state of mind Woojin is currently in.
Woojin stopped paddling and continued on with his random animal noises but more specifically pig noises.
"Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink OiNK oInK OINK OINK OINK OINK..."
"Woojin stop,what is wrong with you?" Jihoon cut him off.
"wOojIN sToP,WHat's wRonG wITh yOu?" Woojin decided to mock Jihoon because he could and wanted to.
"Are you seriously mocking me right now?"
"aRe yOu seRiOusLY MOcKinG mE rIGhT nOw?" Woojin mocked again.
"Swish swish swish. DIE YOU UGLY DUCKLING DIEEEEEE. WOOJINOSAUR IS GONNA RULE THIS WORLD HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUEHEHEH!!"

Woojin finally jumped off the counter and ran around the apartment screaming a bunch of different things.
"AYOO WOOJINIE IS BACK YA'LL!"
"WHOOP WHOOP IT'S TIME FOR WOOJINOSAUR TO TAKE OVER THIS LAWN,CUTE LAWNMOWER!"
"THE WHEELS ON MY HEAD GOES BARK BARK BARK,OINK OINK OINK,BARK BARK BARK. THE SUGAR IN MY STOMACH GOES RAWR RAWR RAWR!!"
"THIS OL' MAN WANTS SOME PEACE AND QUIET SO SHHHHHHH BOY!"
"Oh the irony in that sentence." Jihoon suddenly spoke but regretted it almost instantly.
The comment seemed to push Woojin off the edge as he stopped running and glared daggers in Jihoon's skull.
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BE QUIET BOY?!" Woojin yelled even louder if that could even be possible at this point.

Instead of running,Woojin jumped around like a bunny all while making car noises.
Something made Jihoon scrunch his nose as a foul smell entered his nostrils.
"What in the world..."
Woojin kept on farting each time he landed on the floor after a jump,leaving a pretty disgusting smell if you ask Jihoon.
It became super unbearable and disturbing for Jihoon but there's nothing much he could do about anything related to Woojin.
Although Woojin stopped jumping around,which is a good thing,he instead fell on the floor laughing hysterically to himself.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. BWAHAHAHAHSHAHHAAHAH!!"
He kicked with his legs in the air and his snaggletooth was showing due to how big his maniac like grin had gotten.
After laughing for what felt like an eternity,Woojin finally stopped moving and dosed off into dreamland.
Woojin began to snore rather loudly but what really caught Jihoon off guard was the weird statement Woojin gave.
"woojin.exe has stopped working,please go for an immediate checkup at the nearby convenience store. Have a good evening."
Now that Woojin was out cold,Jihoon could finally check what was in that plastic bag.
He didn't expect to see an endless amount of candy and chocolate bars as well as some lollipop wrappers.
"Holy Jisoos,remind me not to let him near any piece of sweetness again. Gosh this guy!"
Was what Jihoon said before trudging his way back to his bedroom.

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I have no idea what I just wrote.
Welp here's another bonus chapter..😂
My randomness is rubbing off on this story.
Hope you enjoyed this weird chapter 🤣