Jak:
Do you have any idea where the relics are, Lara Croft?
Lara:
Well, I won't know unless I survive in hostile locations by myself
But I believe that Nathan Drake could be a great assistant in my next quest
Daxter:
He's an archaeologist like you, so I'm sure he would love to work with you
You're like the hottest, smartest, most independent woman in gaming history!
Lara:
Oh come on, you lot
The most important times of Ms. Lara Croft's life
Are her missions
My ally and I will strive to survive
Tough conditions
Soon I will find the next tomb to raid,
Reload my guns and crusade
I know my players will see
Female empowerment!
Rosalina:
Heroes, form a line and step forward when your name is called
Mario
Mario:
It's a me!
Rosalina:
Your second player will be...Luigi!
Luigi:
Oh, that's a me! Hello, brother!
Rosalina:
And your mission location is...Brooklyn!
Mario:
Mamma mia! Brooklyn!
Luigi:
Brooklyn's our home! Good times
Pauline:
Help me!
Rescue me!
Save me!
Stop DK!
Mario and Luigi:
Two by two, we know that we are strong
We'll dodge the barrels thrown by Donkey Kong
We'll keep on climbing to achieve one goal
We are the heroes for the games for great consoles!
Pauline:
For any gamer!
Project Diva Vocaloids:
Two by two, and today we'll know
Who we'll sing our hearts out with and where we'll go
We guarantee that we can provide some good controls
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Laura's Song Parodies: Volume 13
PoetryVolume 13 of my song parodies features: . A video game version of Two By Two from The Book of Mormon. . A Ratchet and Clank version of You And Me (But Mostly Me) from The Book of Mormon. . A video game version of Turn It Off from The Book of Mormon...
