Donkey heads to his room and pulls his mattress off his bed and hides his football boots and sighs, "i'm not like other boys, i like to play football and be messy." He heads to his pink bathroom with his barbie collection staring back at him with dead eyes, he stares back at them, 5 hours later he leaves his bathroom and enters his kitchen to see his father making yet another cup of coffee, in fact it's his 420th of the day. "DaD sToP!!!!" he yells as he knocks the cup out of his fathers hand.
"DoNkEy YoU BâTaRd WhAt Do YoU tHiNk YoUrE dOiNg In My SwAmP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shrek yells as he punches his son repeatedly, "dad look what the caffeine is doing to you, Dr Lottison told you to stop drinking that," Donkey says with tears streaming down his face, he walks away crying and Shrek is ashamed of himself. Shrek looks in the mirror and sees himself "my father always told me i was a pretty boy, he was lying to me, i'm so ugly i need someone to love me."
Just as he says that the door opens dramatically to reveal a strong looking woman in the doorway she bursts through the door and says "WHERE IS DONKEY!" Shrek yells "WHO ARE YOU LADY UR HOT LETS DO IT" they make out.
420 hours later they finish their MaKe OuT sEsH
Shrek and the mysterious woman are getting their groove on and Shrek is still oblivious to the fact that the woman is Fiona, Donkey's football coach.
Shrek: "who are you,"
Fiona:"you're new wife, and donkey's football coach." she says with a smirk
Shrek is startled by what Fiona just said "YoU'rE dOnKiEs WhAt???!!!!!!" he roars while still looking her dead in the eyes.
"I-I'm Donkey's football coach..." she says looking away, tears start to stream down her face
Shrek punches her, Fiona punches him, Raini Rodriguez comes out of the kitchen to join in while singing "FiEsTa SaLsA qUiNcEnErA"
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Shreky Elliot
Romancea billy elliot fan fic with shrek characters and the dad is the main character
