Shreky Elliot

go off sis

Raini rodrigeuz stares shrek in his cold dead eyes "donkei iz dOiNg futbol."

Shrek looks at Fiona "WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING MY SON TO DO FOOTBALL YOURE MAKING HIM STRAIGHT HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM UR SURPERIOR OFFICER"

captain holt falls through the roof and says "wtf man that's my quote i'm suing".

gibby from icarly bursts through the roof and yells "GiBbY"

everything is a mess there a so many people in the small durham appartment.

DoNkEi is fed up and goes "Y'ALL BETTER SHUT UP B4 I SLAP A H0E"

everyone gasps

Donkei says "i can do footy if i want to DaD also UR NOT MY REAL DAD BC HE IS BILL NYE U KIDNAPPED ME I REMEMBER HOW COULD YOU SHREK WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OMG SIS WTF"

Bill Nye hugs his son and kisses his forehead "i missed you son"

"i missed you papi" says Donkey

Shrek roars with anger "DONKEy I AM UR DAD HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME"

DOnkey runs away

rainy road rage starts sings fiesta salsa quinceañera

everybody breaks out into salsa dancing.

Donkey sits on his balcony, he starts to cry. he doesn't know who he is anymore and he doesn't know what to do.

Shrek is furious and cosumes his 1000000077362794729030720th cup of coffee for the day.

Donkey sees this from the balcony and goes off sis.

"SHREK THIS IS WHY MAM LEFT HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSETIVE FIRST YOU DONT LET ME BE MYSELF I KNOW ITS STRANGE BUT PLEASE SUPPORT ME. THEN YOU STEAL ME FROM MY DAD WHO I LOVED AND YOU STILL DRINK SO MUCH COFFE. THIS. IS. WHY. MUM. LEFT. UR. AN. A$$"

shrek starts to cry

"shrek i didn't me-" donkey gets cut off by shrek

"IK BISH IM A FAT UGLY OGRE WHO DOESNT DESERVE LOVE. NOBODY LOVES ME AND MY PEEPEE ITCHES SO I CANT HAVE KIDZ OF MY OWN THATS WHY I STOLE U FROM BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. NOBODY LOVES ME AND FIONA WAS HERE BUT ITS NOT SERIOUS GOD DONKEI OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS WE HAVE LAYERS TOO U LIL $H!T."

all of the sudden moto moto bursts teleports onto the balcony and starts serenading shrek and donkey with an original song. 

Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunkyI like them big, I like them chunky
(Chunky)
I like them big, I like them plumpy
(Plumpy)I like them round, with something, something
(Something)
They like my sound, they think I'm funky
(Funky)My name is Moto Moto, yeah, say it
Say it, girl, Moto, Moto
Say it again, Moto, MotoI'm nice and smooth, so nice and sassy
(Sassy)
None of the hippo's here
Don't wanna get next to meI like them chunky
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpyChunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpyI like them hippos, their skin no white
(Their skin no white)
I like the attitude, I like their style
(I like their style)
The way they walk, walk, the way they talk
(The way they talk)I like the whatever appetite
They eat a shark, shark
And when the dog barks
(Woof, woof)
They eat them too
I love every inch, oh, yes I doI like them chunky
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpyChunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpyAin't nothing wrong with loving chunky
(Chunky)
I like them funny, I like them spunky
(Spunky)I like them witty, I like them smart
(With brains)
Girl, I like your big
(What you say?)
Your big ol' heart, what?Girl, your're crazy, she drive me crazy
(Crazy)
I love my lady, she nice and shapely
(Shapely)
She nice and spacey, take so much space up
Like a big ol' space ship, yeah so graciousIt's all in the way she move
It's all in the way she move
It's all in the way, it's all in the way
It's all in the way she moveWhat she do? What she do?What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?
What she do? What she do?Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpyChunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpyAin't nothing wrong
(Chunky)
Ain't nothing wrong with lovin' chunky
(Chunky)And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy