Makes No Sense | Delirious × Reader × Vanoss

9_ The Letter :]

I kept on hitting my head on my table when the teacher wasn't looking. This class doesn't make sense! No, this isn't math, it's Home Economics!

I looked at the clock at the back of the classroom, only five more minutes. Come on!

"Okay, what do you use to drive out nails?"

"Hammer..." Ten of my classmates said, most of us are either tired or actually asleep. The teacher sighed, "Everyone wake up! It's lunch time." Everyone cheered. The teacher left and chaos has erupted.

"(Y/n)!" I heard (Bf/n) call, as I remember why she called my name. The letter! I grabbed the letter from my pocket, (Bf/n) walked to where I was and sat down on my seatmate's chair, considering my seatmate was sick.

"You better not have read it when I was not looking!" (Bf/n) said, as they crossed their arms over their chest. "Don't worry, I haven't." I said, truthfully.

They smiled a little, "Come on! Unfold it!" They said, excitedly. Geez, it sounds like they received the letter. I chuckled and unfolded it.

Just like a few hours ago, there it is. "Only (Y/n) is allowed to read this :]"

I sighed and started reading the letter, (Bf/n) reading along.

===
Dear (Y/n),

Hey! How are you? Anyway, I was wondering, why do you rarely talk to me? I miss the times when you would grab my shiz, honestly. That sounds stupid, but I do miss it. And when you put on my bag and walk around with it, I think it was cute.

You going through something that I don't know of?

Come on, (Y/n), you can tell me! I knew you since fourth grade. Well, bother talking to me at dismissal. Make sure the other retards are there, alright?

Also, happy late-late V-day. Oh wait, it's still February, the month of hearts ;D

Haha.. Also, you have any idea why Evan's acting, I don't know, odd? Like when me and Lui tried talking to him, he just says "Leave me alone." I'm getting awfully concerned here, (Y/n) :'(

Well, anyway, be sure to annoy me at Dismissal X'D

- Jonathan D.
p.s. No, not dick, you weirdo. You know my last name, it's Dennis! X"D
===

"Well that was it." I said, (Bf/n) frowned, "Aww, I was expecting a love confession!" They said. I rolled my eyes, "Shut up and just go to your damn boy/girlfriend." They blushed a little but left.

I re-read the note, once I was done I put it under my H.E. book, I wasn't even hungry honestly. I couldn't help myself, I grabbed the letter and something fell out. A folded piece of paper.

' ' How did I not see this!? ' '

I grabbed it, I looked around making sure no was near me. All my classmates were busy eating lunch, so I should be good. I unfolded it and it was note. I sighed and began reading.

===
Hey (Y/n),

Owl man here. Heh. Anyway, Jonathan was too dumb that he didn't notice me attach this lil note to his dumb note.

Also, I read what Jon putted on there. Don't worry about me, I'm fine, I was just busy writing this god damn note.

Well, I know you'll think I'm lying, well... It was a semi lie, I guess. But I was also thinking about something, alright!?

Oh right, if you possibly met up with Tyler, tell him I said hi... And that he's a dumbass.

Can we meet up next week? Same place from teaching your dumb brain, alright? :]

- Bitch gone, Owl man
p.s. Aka, EF... English Folder X'D
===

I started laughing a little, when I read "English Folder." I looked at the clock, once again, five more minutes before Lunch ends. I guess I'll just eat.... (Favourite candy).