ok so I just found out that spiders can't stand the taste of peppermint and apart from the 'I don't like the peppermint' I thought of this and it must happen or I'm suing marvel.
tony: hey nice job kid, you want a peppermint.
peter: sure, thanks mr stark!
peter: (puts the peppermint in his mouth and immediately opens his mouth and lets it fall to the floor)
peter: what the fuck was that
because I would like to torture you
peter: can I have the peppermint
tony: you can have the peppermint
peter: that's too hot for me
peter: pLEH
tony: hEY
peter: AH
peter: I don't like the peppermint
tony: you don't like the peppermint
peter: nO it's too spiiicy
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incorrect marvel quotes
Humorso this is literally just little quotes that I have seen or made up so get ready for hell babes