Like Killer, Like Son

Extra: Till Death Do Us Part

(I watched this before and realized it works with this. Im proud)

~Alex~

"Are you sure you can do this?" John says.

I think for a minute before responding. "Yeah im sure."

I'm currently fighting every urge in my body to stab the first person who opens the door.

Let me get you guys caught up on the past year. Fuck the fourth wall!

So we ended up getting one of those RVs since Usnavi was coming with us and domestic life isn't exactly my "style". He had our other cousin, Sonny, take over the shop.

I'm proud to say that Pip killed ten people! You can't say he's not my son!

I actually managed to find the time to propose to John. It went along the lines.

A Month Earlier

I had John follow me to a nearby park while everyone else was asleep. We stood by a lake that was glistening in the moonlight.

Ok Alex, its now or never.

"Hey John, I know I'm not the greatest person in the world. In fact, I'm probably one of the worst. At least in the top ten. But im willing to bleed and fight for you if it means we can be together" I say while avoiding eye contact but keeping my eyes on John.

"What are you saying?" He asks.

I get down on one knee and take out a small black box I had been keeping in my pocket. I open it to reveal a silver ring with a small blue turtle on it. Dont ask me how i got it, I'm not liable for any deaths. Maybe.

"John Laurens, will you marry me?"

He doesn't smile or anything. I-is that good or bad?

"Marry you? A murderous sociopath? You'd probably kill me at the wedding!" He says.

My heart drops. I stand up and look at the ground, putting the ring away.

"Well... Nice to know what you think of me..." I say while trying to fight back tears.

He puts his hands on my shoulders before I can walk away. I look up at him. He has this goofy smile.

"It was a joke! Of course I'll marry you!"

"R-really? I thought-"

He cuts me off. "Relax, I love you alex" he lightly pushes me.

I loose my balance and grab his hand right before falling in the lake. If I go down, he's going down with me.

"Holy crap the water is cold!" He shouts.

"All I need is your love to stay warm" I joke.

"Thats got to be the worst pick up line I've ever heard!"

"Really? How about this... I think i died and went to heaven because you're an angel"

"The fact that you actually died before makes it worse!" At this point neither of us can stop laughing and we hadnt even gotten out of the lake yet.

Present

Yeah, that wasnt exactly how i planned but it was still memorable.

Now me being out of touch with society forgot that you have to ask for the person's parent's blessing.