You may be asking, why did the worker go to work? Because they're poor and dying. They work at McDonald's because they're not smart or funny or talented in any way, shape or form.
Because they work at McDonald's, they can't find any friends. His cat abandoned him in the middle of the woods. Terrible i know.
Even his family hates him. He doesn't know how to make anything except reheated french fries. he's been eating nothing but french fries for the last 3 years. But...
We can change this! All you need to do is give him your credit card number and the three funny looking numbers on the back!
