"Seriously?! There's another baby?! Oh my god this is amazing!" Santana ran around the table and grabbed Tina in her arms, hugging her tightly.
"Brittany! Tina's pregnant oh my god! Congrats!" She turned her attention back to Tina in excitement.
"Congratulations, you two. I'm sure Hunter's thrilled about a new sibling!" Brittany laughs, enveloping Mike in a hug.
"Mama, what does prengtnant. mean?" Lily asked, confused. Scrunching her face up in confusion, Mike smiled in amusement.
"She's so innocent." Santana whispered to Brittany, leaning down to scoop up Lily and put her in her lap.
"Baby girl, pregnant means auntie Tina has a baby growing in her belly!" Santana smiled at the thought of it, her hand unconsciously resting on her stomach.
"Yeah and it happened because Auntie Tina and Uncle Mike had a bit to drink an-" Brittany's nonchalant rant was interrupted by a death glare from her wife.
"Mama, mommy? Was I in your bellies?" Lily asked, once again confused.
"You grew in your mommy's tummy." Santana cooed, handing the toddler to her wife as Lily looked at her mommy in awe.
"I think this calls for a celebration!" Santana exclaimed, reaching for her wine and finishing her third glass for the night, pouring herself another one as she turned up the music a bit.
"Before you go crazy, you as well Britt, i think it's time for you two to go to bed." Tina cooed.
"Okay mom." Hunter yawned and Lily nodded, both kids reaching for their auntie to put them to bed.
"Tina? Why did you eat a baby?" Lily asked innocently, poking at her belly as they went upstairs
"I didn't eat a baby silly" Tina laughed, tucking the pair into Lily's bed they frequently shared, when Hunter stayed over.
"Your uncle Mike and I..... Kissed a lot and now i'm going to give birth to another baby Hunter, but it could be a boy OR a girl, we don't know just yet" Tina smiled sweetly as she explained this.
"Okay." Lily nodded, she was much like her mommy, accepting the first answer that was given to her. "When baby is born can we call it Ice lolly?" She asked very seriously, giving her best serious face to her auntie. Hunter was already fast asleep next to her.
Tina erupted into a roar of laughter "Baby, we can't call our baby ice lolly, but you will definitely get a say in the name" she said fondly
Lily pouted but soon fell into a deep sleep, she was worn out after a long day of dancing at mummy's studio. By the time that Tina got downstairs, Santana was already on her sixth glass of wine, ignoring everyone's advice for her to stop drinking.
"Britt I feel all floaty!" She laughed hard, dancing around with her wife in their living room, Mike was laughing at the two of them.
"That's what Lord Tubbington says when he's been drinking, I told him to stop or I'll take away all of his naughty magazines" Britt explained in a monotone voice. The quartet were already drunk and laughing at every little thing.
"I know, you tell me about him all the time." Santana danced around with Brittany, pouring herself another drink, practically chugging it. "He steals our magazines and it's not appropriate!"
"You know, why can't WE have another baby, I WANT ANOTHER BABY!" Brittany shouted drunkenly, standing on their kitchen table.
"We should try for one! Let's try for one." Santana got on the table with her, slowly moving her hands to take off Brittany's jacket.
Tina watched them in disbelief for a second, she was the only sober one there and she couldn't help but laugh at the situation.
"I thought Lebanese's couldn't try for a baby" Britt furrowed her eyebrows in confusion, Tina laughed harder. "Tina! Why can't lebanese's have a baby?" Britt whined.
"Rules don't apply to us." Santana murmured, she was so drunk that nothing was even making sense to her anymore. She was practically one drink away from blacking out.
"Santana, honey, rules do apply!" Tina reached out her hand to help a sulking Brittany down from the table.
"Baby, can we go to bed. You can call Elliott to speak about the baby stuff i'm too tired." Britt murmured. Her legs almost giving way.
"I want another drink!" Santana slurred, reaching for the tequila as she held Brittany up. She was a hard drinker, once she started, there was no stopping her.
"I think, it's probably best if we get going now. Thanks for dinner." Tina smiled as she walked back in the room, a sleeping Hunter on her hip.
"Bye chang clan!" Britt shouted, supporting her wife as they staggered into the bedroom
Britt threw her phone to Santana and drifted off to sleep. She quickly picked up Brittany's mobile, laying on top of her sleeping wife as she text Elliot.
{hi Elliot. It's Santanaaa lopez and i want a baby with my wife britttt can we have sperm. Thank u}
She threw the phone down and finished her tequila when she passed out on top of her wife, proud of her efforts for starting a family.