Okay so Luigi saw the humans after the flood. He saw they were still stupid fucks. So he decides to make a child. he was going to have a man named Wario give birth to the child. The Wario was clearly a virgin, so him giving birth was pretty fucking weird.
But anyways, Luigi nut inside of a toaster, and told Wario "hey you fat fuck, I bet you can't eat that toaster." Wario, feeling as if he was challenged, ate the toaster. But that toaster ended up giving him Luigi's child. And exactly 25 hours later on the same day, Waluigi was born. Now this waluigi was a sexy motherfucker. He was literally born out of the womb a fucking 6'5 man with a mustache. He was so hot that when he stepped foot in the village of retards, every human there ripped off their pants and started to vigorously jack off. Truly, waluigi was a beautiful man
