In the beginning, there was nothing. Except Luigi, just Luigi. "Mama Mia, imma pretty-a fucking lonely." Said Luigi. So because Luigi was literally god, he decided to make a planet called "earth mc fuck" but the stupid shits known as humans call it just "Earth."
Luigi decided to make 2 humans, those humans were toad, and a literal fucking brick. The 2 humans went into the garden of fuck. A little snake bitch told the literal brick "hey there non sentient being, eat a fucking apple you little shit." But the brick didn't listen. It was a fucking brick. Luigi was hangry at the brick so he banished toad and the brick from the garden of fuck. And that's the story of why humans are such annoying pieces of shit.
