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Unknown number -
Is this Han Jisung?

Squirrelboi101 -
Um who is this?
And yes.
I'm Han Jisung

Unknown number -
Cool! Its me Minho!
The guy you bumped in the hallways?
Remember?

Squirrelboi101 -
Of course I fucking remembered it
Not to mention its very embarrassing
Like why the actual fuck were you smirking and me for?
Ya can't control your fucking hormones biTch?

ILeeknoweverything -
Its your fault for looking like a hot damn meal when we bumped
Of course I smirked when I saw you
You were a blushing mess
You looked to flustered
And your cute puffy cheeks makes me want to squish it so hard that the next day both of your cheeks will be purple

Squirrelboi101 -
I know my cheeks are gorgeous!

ILeeknoweverything -
It sure are, bae

Squirrelboi101 -
What the-
BAE?
ALREADY?
IM AM NOT
I AM WHO
I AM WHAT?
I AM YOU?
I. AM. NOT. READY. YET. BITCH.

ILeeknoweverything -
Why not, bae?

Squirrelboi101-
OH MY GAWD
STAHB
PLS
DONT DO THIS TO ME
HAVE MERCY
I'LL DO ANYTHING
I DONT WANT TO BE CALLED BAE
PLEASE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
MINHOE?
EARTH TO MINHOE?
HOE?
ASSHOE?
LEEKNOE?
THE FUCK BITCH?
PLS I'LL DO ANYTHING

ILeeknoweverything -
Anything?

Squirrelboi101 -
YES ANYTHING
I BEG YOU

ILeeknoweverything -
Be my boyfriend for a month

Squirrelboi101 -
OKAY!
WAIT
NONONONO
THATS MUCH MORE WORSE
CHANGE IT PLS
I BED YOU

ILeeknoweverything -
Yo ass said you'll do anything

Squirrelboi101 -
I DIDNT THINK THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT
NOW IM SCREWED
FUCK
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

ILeeknoweverything -
Promise is a promise

Squirrelboi101 -
BUT

ILeeknoweverything -
NO BUTS!
YOURE MY BOYFRIEND FOR ONE MONTH ONLY
THEN YOURE FREE

Squirrelboi101 -
Fine

ILeeknoweverything -
Yay!
Okay bae

Squirrelboi101-
OH GOD
I TOLD YOU TO STAHB CALLING ME THAT

ILeeknoweverything -
nOpE nEvEr
I'm your boyfriend
IM
YOUR
BOYFRIEND
I can call you whatever I want!

Squirrelboi101 -
Ugh fine!
You win!

ILeeknoweverything -
I always win!
Anyways
See you tomorrow BAE!

Squirrelboi101 -
ISTG
Ugh
Bye