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"WOOJIN?!"

"CHAN?!"

"wait what?"

"Uhm...so...uh...Jisung..Woojin is my boyfriend..." Chan said scratching his hair

"Oh. Oh. Oh wow. So this is the chan that you were always bickering about 24/7?" Jisung asked Woojin

"U-uhm..yeah.." Woojin smiled awkwardly

"Okay...in not gonna ask how and when did you guys started dating" Minho said and I nodded

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Comments

Shitzu: wait...MINSUNG is a thing now? HOW CAN I NOT KNOW THIS???

Min.hoe:@Shitzu ur just old,that's why

Tata: Awwwww I ship it!

Rubberduckyurthe: why didn't you add me in that photo? I thought we were friends..

Min.hoe:@Rubberduckyurthe1 as if,you were talking with you boyfriend too much

Memelix: Chan has a boyfriend?

Braceboy: why didn't you tell me earlier @Rubberduckyurthe1

Rubberduckyurthe1: eheh....

Minsunglover: BOi I'm whIpPed foR gUyS now

Min.how:@Minsunglover perhaps...you're whipped for me?

Minsunglover:@Min.hoe OAHSKDHAKHSKSHSMSVSKVSKSHSNSVSKSHSKSHBSSKSGAKSHSGSAKSGM

J.one:@Min.hoe stop flirting! Its CRINGEY

Cringegirlaye: @J.one no its not! Its hot!

J.one: @Cringegirlaye lol for you.

Minho chuckled while reading all of the comments from his friends,fans and of course, boyfriend

"Minho"

"Hmm?"

"I need help"

"What's wrong Ji?"

"You know this girl called 'Cringegirlaye?'"

"The one who thinks that all of my flirts are hot? Yeah.why?"

"She keeps spamming my phone with cringey stuff and I hate it"

"What kind of cringey stuff?"

"I don't know...she randomly said that nails tastes like honey for no fucking reason"

"Nails tastes like honey?"

"Yeah,She even said that she gagged on an electrical toothbrush 5 times this morning"

"Oh wow, gagged on a toothbrush?"

"Yeah..I mean i'd tried it before and its not that bad-"

"YOU GAGGED ON AN ELECTRICAL TOOTHBRUSH?!"

"What the- no i didnt!"

"But you said that you'd tried it before"

"I don't gag, I used it as a comb"

"What the fuck? Who uses that shit as a comb? Oh wait- you."

"Hey! It's just an experiment!"

"So how was it?

"it was uncomfortable and it took a really long time to brush my whole perfect hair but...it's not that bad.."

"Don't ever do that shit in front of me"

"Okay! Okay!"

"Thanks bb" Minho pecked Jisung's lips

"By the way where's chan hyung?" Minho asked

"I saw Chan-hyung in the living room kissing Woojin on the lips and whispered something in Woojin's ear that made Woojin-hyung shivered and looked at Chan with wide eyes while Chan-hyung just smirked. And the last thing I saw is that They went to Woojin's room probably doing something"

"I bet that they are doing sex right now"

"WOW! JUST WOW! IN MY ROOM? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BOOK?"

"Just sayin', But do you want to check it out?"

"What do you mean 'check it out'"

"Y'know to make sure that they are doing it-"

"Ew the fuck? No!" Jisung slapped Minho's shoulder

"Ow! That hurts you know!" Minho hissed

"Serves you right" Jisung death-glared at him

"Well what can I say? I just lee know everything"

"Hmmm sure"

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