SAIKI P.O.V
"What the hell Saiki?" Toritsuka asks me telepathically. "What? I didn't do anything" I reply."Yeah you did! Why do you wanna go? You know I'm trying hook up with her!" He yells, well telepathically anyway.
"I mean why do you wanna hook up with her?" I ask.
"Why do you care!" He yells.
"H-Hey guys lets just chill okay?" Y/n intervenes.
"Wait you're a physic!?" Toriktsuka asks. "Wow you're a hot, very curvy, beautiful physic!" He drools.
Y/n blushes from the compliments and puts her head in my hair.
She's so adorable.
Anyway Toritsuka's really getting on my nerves. After how many women he's harassed how has he not been put in jail once?
"Well w-where did ya wanna go anyway?" Y/n mumbles with her head still in my hair.
"How about we hangout at my temple?" He smirks.
No.
"Please Saiki it'll be fun" Y/n whines. "Fine" I rolled my eyes.
"YAY! Thanks" She yelled.
AT TORITSUKA'S "BACHELOR PAD"
Y/N P.O.V
I'm soo happy Saiki's here! I was afraid he'd make me go alone."Hey Toritsuka can I invite some people?" I ask.
"I was born in this temple" he says charmingly, like that has any relevance to my question. "Uh okay I guess I will...?" I mutter confused, looking down toward my phone.
I text Chisato, Kuboyasu, Yumehara, and Kaido. See what I did? Its matchmaking time!
ONCE THE GUESTS ARRIVE
*Knock knock*Ooh! Yay, they're here!
"Coming!" I yell. I open the door to see Mera and Kuboyasu
"Hey guys c'mon" I invite them in. There's three couches. Me and Saiki went on one. Toritsuka on the other. Mera tries to sit at ours but I stretch out. Saiki gets that I ship them so he does the same.
Nobody really wants to sit next to Toritsuka so she sits at the empty couch. Kuboyasu sits next to Mera. "What's the ship name?" Saiki whispers to me.
"Dunno, wanna help me find one?" I ask. "Sure" he replies. Me and Saiki try to come up with ship names until Yumehara and Kaido come.
They knock and I answer.
"Come in guys" I welcome. Me and Saiki give up our couch for them and kick Toritsuka off of his, now is where the magic happens.
Kaido isn't too good with girls so Yumehara is gonna have to make the first move. I'll have to disorient her thoughts. "Hey Kaido" she thinks, or I put into her mind anyway.
As soon as she thought it she said it. "O-Oh hi Yumehara" he stutters. "Hey Kaido can I tell you a secret.." I continue to speak through her.
"Uhm oh sure" he mumbles. "I'm the jet black wings princess" she whispers.
His face looks completely shocked. "I had no idea, don't worry princes you're secret is safe with me, tomorrow we should discuss our plans to put dark reunion to an end, and maybe about me being your Jet black wings prince" he says.
Oh wow. Kaido's likability for Yumehara went up to 96. Yumehara's is at 98. Awwwww! I'm so proud of myself.
Now Mera and Kuboyasu. They already started a conversation because they're dating, so there isn't much for me to do here. "Hey, Y/n"
"Huh"I respond, turning to face him.
"Do you ship me with anyone?" He asks.
What! Why? Hmm well I don't like the idea of shipping Saiki with anyone because he belongs to me. He's my best friend so it's normal for me to be possessive right?
I know that I might like him in a way more than best friends but I don't think I could admit to that. Saiki doesn't seem like the type of person to be in a relationship. I mean get real Y/n it's not like I have a chance.
"I-I don't know if I ship you with anyone...sorry" I mutter.
"It's fine. I was hoping you wouldn't" He said while patting my head.
He makes me so happy. I don't know how to explain. Eventually I fall asleep on his shoulder.
TORITSUKA P.O.V
"Hah, stupid Saiki ruining my plans to hook up with L/n, all these couples at my bachelor pad and don't have anyone" I mumble alone.Huh maybe I could make some trouble for Saiki by pulling out one of his hair clip thing's and breaking it.
Well he's asleep, and so is everyone else so it's not like they'll know it was me.
I move to their couch pull out a hair clip and lightly step on it. I walk away lonely again.
YOU ARE READING
Perfect II Saiki Kusuo x Fem! Reader
Fanfiction(Y/n), she's plenty of things, beautiful, friendly, and psychic- wait, nobody knows about that last part- ༄༄༄ -Cursing -First xreader ever written(cringe compared to my others) -Takes place around first season -Reader has stuttering issues