Homestuck boyfriend/Girlfriend scenarios

How you met (dancestors males)

Mituna:♊

You were at the skate park with one of your guy friends and you decided to sit and draw peacefully as you were doing so someone bumped you really hard and you fell along with the other person as you opened your eyes you saw a male troll on top of you ( i can't do his quirk it's so damn hard to do so ugh oh well i am sorry for the shitty typing) "OH GOG I'M SO SORRY!!!" he then helped you up you looked up at him "no it's ok i was in the way" "no no it's my fault i should've been looking" you smiled at him you guys chatted for a while and he gave you his chumhandle.

Cronus:♒

You were at the swimming pool relaxing on a bench when you felt something slimy rubbing your back you opened your eyes and face (A PEDO BEAR) a male troll that looked like danny from grease you got up and got your towel from under him "Baby,havve you been eatin campbell's soup? Cause your looking mm mmm good" you decided to play along a bit "Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Somebody better call god,because hes missing a angel" "i don't have a library card,but cani check you out?" he smirked "Name's Cronus,Cronus amproa" "i'm [Name] pleased to meet you" "so you vwanna come back to my hive so we can continue ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "in your dreams see you later fish dick".(HA GOT EM sorry i had to).

Kurloz:♑

You were at the carnival looking to buy some merchandise as you were looking you saw a voodoo shop as you were thinking this through you remember the person you hate most your bully as you walked in you remeber you grabbed a piece of there hair when they were trying to fight you you grabbed a voodoo doll and put their hair on the doll you then grabbed a pin and tried to stab it before you could tho a hand grabbed it and you looked up and freaked a little 'YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT LITTLE MAMA' "oh gog i'm sorry i just-" 'IT'S ALL RIGHT LITTLE MAMA JUST PAY FOR IT OK :O)' you grab your wallet and pull out some money "here you go :)" 'THANKS LITTLE MAMA COME BACK ANY TIME YOU WANT :O)'.

Kankri:♋

You were at the library looking up triggers you got a tap on the shoulder you turn to face the person and see a tall male troll with a red sweater and two nubby horns "excuse me i notice your l99king at triggers?" you give the troll a sweet smile "why yes i am sir i am [Name] pleased to meet you :3" he gives you a calming smile back "may6e i can teach y9u more about triggers sometime?" "i'd like that hope to see you soon see you" "g99d6bye".

Horuss:♐

You were looking for the golden pocket watch your nana gave you (btw a nana is a grandma in german) as you were searching you found it on a desk at the end of the class before you could grab it someone else grabbed it "um excuse me that's mine" "8=D < oh i am terribly sorry mam i didn't realize this was your's" he then gave it to you "its ok its my fault for leaving it i'm [Name]" he smiled at you "8=D < i am Hours zahhak" you then said your goodbye's and departed.

yay finished :DD