Homestuck boyfriend/Girlfriend scenarios

Their reaction when you call them by their nickname in public (dancestor males)

Mituan:

You and mituna were at the skate arena with mituna and he was learning how to skate while you were drawing and watching him ^-^ then you dropped something and needed to pick it up then you felt a slap on my arse i made a sqeek "oh sorry queen bee it's just you looked so nice from beehind" "oh no it's okay honeybunch ;)" "WAIT babe i thought we only used that when were in the bedroom" "hey you used my nickname so it's only fair ;)" "b-but babe" "no buts mister captor" he groaned and went back to what he was doing. (you wonder if he ever gets a wedgie with dat suit or if even takes a shower 🤢🤮).
Cronus:

You and cronus were at the store when cronus spotted a bucket him being well cronus decided to do something a little dirty "hey lovwe" "yes cronus?" you turn to see cronus holding a bucket "why don't we put this to good use princess~" "oh sorry prince but i'm not ready yet" he blushed violet "u-uh gee lovwe i thought we agreed not to call each other by our nicknames in public~" "hey you said mine why can't i say your's babe ;)" "because i vwant you to scream it when pail~"

Porrim and her matesprite just stood there snickering and whispering.

Kurloz:

You and kurloz were just enjoying some faygo and being a cute couple and cuddling (awww :3 i wish my love life was like that but my quadrants are empty *cries* oh well at least i have takis) while you were picking up empty bottles of faygo you bent over to grab another one when *SLAP* you felt your ass being slapped you jolted up shook and turned to see a smirking kurloz 'AWW WHATS WRONG DOLL DID SOMETHING OCCUR?' "yes in fact love some clown slapped my arse now love can you please help me with the bottles of faygo" 'AWW LITTLE MAMA WE ONLY CALL EACH OTHER BY OUR NICKNAMES WHEN WE PAIL UNLESS ;O)' "oh please i only called you by your nickname because you called me by mine".

Kankri:

You and kankri were just cuddling and being cute when he decided now was the time to say your nickname infront of litterally eridan and his matesprite "hey sweetie i love you" "i love you too sugar pie" "[Name] that was very triggering" "oh yeah well when you called me by my nickname so i called you by yours" "i'm sorry [Name]" "it's ok kri" you just kissed him on the forehead.

Horuss:

You were sitting on horuss lap and today you were wearing a dress while you were sitting on his lap your dress started going up then you felt a pinch "HORUSS!" "what can't i feel my mare's nice ass ;)" "no her stallion cannot because his mare is not in the mood for horse play" (lol get it :P)