Homestuck boyfriend/Girlfriend scenarios

When you gain a stalker

Karkat:♋

You just got out of work you feel like someone is following you and watching you your instincts

tell you to run to your car and get the hell out of there so you start to run as your running you hear footsteps behind you.Luckily your house wasn't to far from your work as you were getting

Close to your door you felt someone touch your shoulder.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!." [Name] screamed in fear

"HOLY FUCK!." Karkat screeched

"JEGUS CHRIST [NAME] YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SCREAM IT'S JUST ME." replied The Crabby Cancer

You were just having a pure panic attack along with an anxiety attack.

"BABE? WHAT'S WRONG WAS I BEING AN ASS DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?." asked Karkat

As he was talking you saw a strange man hiding near a bush with a camera

Karkat followed where your eyes were and then he saw the man and Karkat narrowed his eyes at the man.

"HEY FUCK ASS!" yelled Karkat

"K-karkat no don't." pleaded [Name]

"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY GIRL/BOY YOU NOOKSNIFFER!" yelled Karkat.

The dude/chick started to laugh well that's until Karkat took out his sickles and then the dude/chick ran for the hills while you and karkat went inside and relaxed

Sollux:♊

It was after school you were leaving collage then you see this dude who had blond hair and had soulless eyes he looked korean he kinda and then you noticed the bat in his bag and

realized that was the dude who's been stalking you for the past week you started to walk a little faster and then he started to walk faster then you started to run and he started to run after

You.

You saw sollux in the car.

"SOLLUX HELLP MEEEEEE!!!!." Screamed [Name]

"Holy Shit [Name] what are you-." replied Sollux

"SOLLUX QUICK HES TRYING TO AAH!!!!" Yelled [Name]

You got your bae to blast him.

*PEW*

"Shhhh shhh your safe now."shooshed sollux

Gamzee:♑

One day while you were working at the cafe gamzee was in the back one of your coworkers was always following you home and being a real creep like smelling your hair or

Looking at you in a funny way while you were cleaning up some counters you heard

Him.

"Hey [Name] how's it going toots." replied [CoName]

"I told you not to call me that." replied [Name]

"Aye what's so bad about that nickname i like it i think it suits you." replied [CoName]

You then felt a hard sting on your arse and heard a big large SLAP!

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed [Name]

"wHaT ThE MoThErFuCkIn ShIt Is GoInG oN HeRe." asked Gamzee

Gamzee then saw the dude grabbing your ass while you had a panic attack

"HEY GET YOUR HANDS OF MY MOTHERFUCKING GIRL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN LOW BLOODIN ASS HOLE!!!" yelled gamzee

And that's when gamzee took out his clubs and chased the dude out of the bakery trying to club the shit out of the dude and you just stood there smiling.

Tavros:♉

One day you were at the library reading children peter pan while you were reading it to everyone you saw a strange guy staring at you and looking you up and down and licking his

Dry lips giving you a creepy grin.

"Um...excuse me sir why are you looking at me like that?" [Name] asked

He started to get closer to you and closer and closer and closer and you started to run all

The way home.

"TAVROS HELP ME SOME WEIRDO IS STALKING ME!!" [Name] screamed

After you told him he called gamzee to kick they ass

Eridan:♒

You were running.

Why you ask

Because some weirdo was chasing you down and you ran towards the park were eridan was since you were gonna go on a date with him today.

"ERIDAN HELP ME I'M BEING CHASED BY THE CARTOON MAN!!!!!" screamed [Name]

"Wwhat? Jegus christ [Name] calm your ass dowwn" stated eridan

Then eridan saw him (your ex *dramatic music*) the cartoon man

Luckily your bae got your back.

"STAY THE GLUBBING FUCK AWWAY FROM MY MATESPRITE!!" yelled eridan

*BLAST*

Eridan blasted that asshole to the moon with his wand.

"Its ok lovve i have your back." stated eridan

He kissed you on the cheek and you guys went home and watch some netflix.
Equius:♐

He breaks all of your stalkers hes a sweet heart UwU.