Homestuck boyfriend/Girlfriend scenarios

When they be jealous (dancestors males)

Mituna:♊

You were at the skatepark drawing while mituna skated while you were drawing someone walked in front of the light you were using "hey there little mama lemme whisper in your ear tell you something that you might like to hear" Mituna then wen't over there and "LISTEN HERE ASS HAT IF YOU COME NEAR MY MATESPRITE I AGAIN SO HELP ME I WILL FUCKING HIT YOU WITH MY BOARD" (NOOO I MADE MY LITTLE BEE CUSS :( i am ashamed) the guy ran away screaming while you giggled "was my little tuna jealous?" "WHAT?!?! N-no w-well maybe a little...But still none can touch you nor flirt with you besides me" you giggled again and just kissed him on the cheek.

Cronus:♒

You were trying out new clothes in the dressing room while you were doing so one of the employee's walked in your stall (*rape scream*) "OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!!" you finished and got out of the dressing room the same employee was at the checkout station you didn't wan't to go but you needed to pay for the outift once you got there the guy started to blush after that he then handed you his number cronus saw this and got angry right away "HEY ASS HOLE LISTEN NOBODY LOOKS AT MY GIRLS BODY BESIDES ME!!!" the guy hid behind the counter while you tried to pull cronus away,once you were in the car you said "was my little cronus jealous" "no just trying to protect my matesprite" he then kissed you on the forhead.

Kurloz:♑

You were hanging out with your [GM/F] (stands for gay male friend) while you guys were talking you would sometimes you'll see kurloz giving death glares at your friend,then your friend started to joke around with you,you thought it was funny while kurloz thought he was hitting on you when you got up to go use the bathroom when you came back your friend said they had to leave with a terrified look on their face once they left you went towards kurloz and asked "kurloz were you jealous?" 'NAH MOTHERFUCKER' "oh reeaally then why did [GM/F] left looking terrified then -_-" 'OK FINE I WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS' "i hope you know they only like guys" 'OOHH SHIT I'M SORRY BABY' you just sighed and kissed him.

Horuss:♐

You were just sitting and hanging out with horuss watching a comedy when your phone buzzed in your pocket you took out your phone and it was a text from your bff it red ' hey there bestie i'm gonna come and see you once i come into town ok see you soon love you bye :)' horuss wondered who texted you he tried to take your phone from you but you kept trying to keep your phone away from him i mean come on it's none of his business who your talking to unfortunately he got your phone and saw the message "8=D [Name] May i ask who this is?" "my best friend -_-" "8=D are they a male" "no" "8=D oh alright then" "why did you think i was cheating?" "8=D what no never i put all faith in you my dear it's just i was a little....unsure is all" "oh were you jealous?" "8=D what no never just trying to protecting my matesprit and making sure it's none that's bad or evil texting you" "oh come here" you kissed him on the cheek and giggled and enjoyed the rest of your night with him.

Kankri:♋

You were studying with your best friend in your living room when kankri came in "Hello [Name] i'm sorry for coming here to visit you i just wanted to-" "oh kankri this is [BFF Name]" "oh are to together?" "what no it's just my bff" "oooohh ok then i'm sorry for mistaken you" "it's good" you,kankri and your bff then studied together.

ok ok so kankri's was kinda short sorry about that