It was-
"SHAGGY! SHREK!"
Diego gasped.
"Get away from our BAE!", Shrek yelled, his muscular green arms punching Diego. One of his teeth fell out, blood pouring out of his mouth.
"Like, you shouldn't have messed with our baby, dude", Shaggy said, "messing the the most powerful gods' boyfriend!"
Shaggy sneezed and the house exploded. Shrek took his ogre green Hands and choked Diego.
"W-why the Fuck is he moaning?", Shrek asked, horrified.
"Oh yeah...more MORE!" Diego choked out, laughing.
SUDDENLY, sonic AND EDGEHOG ran into the room.
"Who the fuck is messing with our BAE? DIEGO ARE YOU GOOD"
EDGEHOG punched shrek, the impact leaving EDGEHOG a weakened mess.
"F-fuck", Sonic said, "so this is the end of me, huh"
"WAIT!", squidward yelled, "why don't we all just FUCK?!"
The 5 others stopped and stared at the squid. They all stopped the fighting.
"Like, sure!", Shaggy said.
TO BE CONTINUED:
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A passionate night SQUIDWARD X DIEGO
FanfictionAfter coming home from his dead-end job, Diego smells the smell of sex. Who could it be?! Includes fan favourites including Diego, Squidward, sonic, shrek, edgehog, shaggy, sans, Dora and more?!?!?
