DEAR PARTICIPANTS I EFFED UP

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OKAY SO THIS IS THE HOST @OOFTAESTY SPEAKING

so my innocent mother decided to open up wattpad

and

she saw the home page

and well 

she saw uhm

 bangtan

naked

and I heard her wheezing in the kitchen

and I TRIED TO explain to her I didn't read those kind of things

...cough

and it was just the top hot new list.

like please mom I promise I'm still holy.

no smut or angst for me I swear daddy I mean namjesus I mean just jesus

so I was like freaking out

she was seeing pictures of shirtless korean men with guns in their hands like how tf was i supposed to explain myself

so I'm basically banned from wp

rn I smuggled my Samsung tablet to the library and here I am

so guys plz call 911 for my mom to give me my wattpad privileges again

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ANYWAYS BACK TO THE CONTEST

THERE WILL STILL BE TWO HOSTS I WILL FIND WAYS TO GO ON WP

AND THE JUDGES WHICH I THOUGHT WERE ABLE TO JUDGE BOOKS WANTED TO

"STUDY" for exams

LIKE EXCUSE ME I ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR BANGTAN

anyways the judges list and the judging criteria will be published today!!


SARANGHAE☄

ALSO OUR SQUISHY LIL MEOW MEOW HAS HIS BDAY COMING UP!




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