Play With Me: A Banana Bus Crew Fan Fiction

Chapter Seventeen

Paper Bag Man lifted the lid of the dumpster and Early Bird reached inside to pull out the first friend his hand came in contact with. It was Bat Owl. He climbed out of the dumpster with the help of Early Bird and laid on his back on the ground. Early Bid reached back into the dumpster to retrieve his other friend, but his hand was smacked away.

"No!"

"What do you mean, no?" Early Bird asked.

"Guys," Rabid Raccoon began, "I have found the Coon Cave!"

"Isn't every dumpster the Coon Cave?" 

"Yes!" Rabid Raccoon said. "The Rabid Raccoon has many lairs that we can use to plan our next move."

Bat Owl stood up and the other two heroes gathered around a talking dumpster to discuss the last events.

"What the fuck happened, Evan?" Paper Bag Man screamed.

"Bat Owl!" Bat Owl corrected.

"Bat Fuck!" Paper Bag Man said. "How did you let him get away? How are we gonna find Brian?"

"Where were you, Paper Bag Boy?"

"In your mum's pussy! I was by myself, holdin' 'em off while you and Rapey Raccoon were playin' on da' fuckin' roof. He has a fucking sock on his head, Evan! He's not doing too well in the head, so how the fuck did you lose him?"

"People started shooting at us!" Evan explained. "IAA agents! They helped him get away. And if you didn't notice, Nogla, he also has Max and Satt!"

"You fuckin' idiot, Evan!"

"Stop!" Rabid Raccoon screamed from the dumpster. "You're tearing this team apart!"

"Let's go back to Craig." Early Bird suggested. "Maybe he can help. It can't be that hard to find a guy who's being followed by a horde of IAA agents."

"Early Bird's right!" The dumpster agreed. "We have to hurry, before Ohm gets too far away. Banana Bus Squad, to Craig's house!"

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"This game blows!" Scotty screamed as he picked up four cards from the deck.

"Maybe you just suck at this game?" Marcel suggested.

"I do!" Scotty agreed. "I fucking suck dick at Uno!"

"That's why we play with you." Anthony said as he placed a green five on top of the blue one between them.

"Oh, fuck you Anthony." Craig said, resentful as it was now his turn and he was forced to pick up cards. Anthony laughed.

"The world of Uno is cut throat, Craig, I'm sorry." He observed. Craig picked up seven cards before he finally got a green two. He set it down.

"Who do you think invented Uno?" Marcel asked. "Was it sent from Hell like everything else in my life." He began to pick up cards. He had no greens. He drew five cards before getting a green nine. Scotty screamed.

"This is an endless cycle of shit!" He said. "Someone change the fucking color, no one else has green!"

"I have green." Anthony told him.

"Shut the fuck up, Anthony, I wasn't talking to you, green-having-as bitch."

Anthony laughed again. A knock on the door interrupted the game. Craig stood and walked over to answer it. Upon opening the door, the Banana Bus Crew's notorious superheroes rushed inside.

"Craig! Help!" Nogla demanded, a paper bag still sitting on his head. "Ohm got away, he has IAA agents working for him, and he still has Brian!"

"Aw, Nogla, you miss him that much?"

"I don't miss that sweaty nerd! I just would prefer is he were safe and somewhere near me, where I could see him!"

"Aw-"

"Fuck off, Craig! Help us find that sock-headed fuck!"

"How did he get IAA agents working for him?" Craig asked.

"It's something with that red fucking gun. It's probably the same thing he did to Brian. He shot him and his eyes were red, just like those agents, and he started laughing and being all fucking creepy."

"Red gun?" Scotty asked from the Uno card table. "Is it the same one the IAA lost a few days ago to some guy with a sock on his... Oh..."

"Does it hurt to be that stupid, Scotty?" Marcel asked.

"I didn't ask to be born!"

"What does it do?" Evan asked.

"Mind-control, baby!" Scotty announced. "You didn't need me for that shit, though. Ohm couldn't get a puppy to follow him without hypnotizing it."

"I can find Ohm," Craig promised, "but if he has that gun, you'll need help getting to him, and the four of you, apparently, aren't enough. You aren't all of Banana Bus Superheroes, right?"

"There's one more..." Brock trailed off, "...But he hasn't been a part of us in a long time."

"Maybe it's time to call him back!" Delirious chimed in. "We're nothing if we're not together! We need the Squeaker! We need... Mega Monkey!"