I was in the public restroom.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hey how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhh... Im like you, sitting here.
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!"
Stall: "Listen I'll call you back. There's some idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
