YOU ARE READING RANDOM SH*T Random Quotes Jokes Phrases And other random sh*t #humor #jokes #quotes #random 79 13 1 0 by HowNowMadCow by HowNowMadCow Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story "I'm short, and fat, and proud of that." -Winnie the Pooh