YOU ARE READING RANDOM SH*T Random Quotes Jokes Phrases And other random sh*t #humor #jokes #quotes #random 104 3 0 0 by HowNowMadCow by HowNowMadCow Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story When someone calls my best friend, their best friend. Me: Hold the fuck up!