Okay.... Here we go.
1. A cat lady walks into a pet store, sees the section where the dogs are, gets scared, and runs out. The cashier mutters something under his breath. What did he say?
She's a pussy.
I actually came up with that. Idr how
2. I once saw a camel with no humps. What was his name?
Humphrey
3. What's it called when a cow falls asleep?
A bulldozer
4. What do you do when a chemist dies?
Barium.
This isn't a joke but, this is what I told my friend in science class.
Me: hey Chris
Chris: wut?
Me: insult me
Chris: ur mum gay
Me: Nobelium Uranium
Chris: ?
Me: look at the first two letters in nobelium and the first letter in uranium.
Chris: processing..... Loading..... Loading complete. Oh. Laughs loudly
I hate my life. Now, we say nobelium uranium when we want to say no u. Its an inside joke and now you are in on it.
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