Eddsworld X Reader (Scenarios/imagines) And Regular Chapters

Them Being Short

IRL, their heights are (from tallest to shortest) like this, I'm pretty sure.
Edd
Matt
Tord
Tom
Yeah. But here's a lot of people's headcannon heights
Matt
Tord
Tom
Edd
Aaaaanyways, enjoy! I'm sticking with the headcannon version for this one shot.
Edd
You are 5,6 and he's 5,4. Not a huge height gap but its still visible. You joke slightly about the height gap but not really. You love to pick him up and squeeze his cheeks like an old relative with a child. I have chubby cheeks irl and my family squeezes and squishes them.
Matt
You both are the same height. You both also tower over everyone else. You are 6,1 and he's 6,0 1/2. He's very happy about you both being "the same height" as he says. I mean, he doesn't have to bend down to hug you! Its heavenly to him!
Tom
He's baffled. Like, he's 5,6 and you are 5,8. Whenever you can, you like to tease him about the height difference. It hummers you. He gets very..... Defensive. Let's out it like that.
Tord
He is 5,9 and you are 5,11. He always tries to assert his dominance and wants to so desperately be the one who wears the pants in your relationship but let's be real, its you. For some reason, he likes to sit on the ground and hug your legs like a kid.
Paul
Paul teases you kinda about your height. Jokingly, obviously. But if anyone else did it, he would flip out and say something along the lines of:
"Don't make fun of her! She's perfect, bitch!"
You just laugh about it.
Patryck
He is fine with it. He loves you for.... Well, you! Although, your height isn't noticable, you're taller by 1 centimeter. He still babies you/ spoils you.
Eduardo
Pretty much the same as Paul. He make fun of you for your height but if anyone else does it, all hell breaks loose.
Jon
Its not really a surprise that you're taller than him, to he honest. He's the shortest of the group. The runt. But he's your runt. And nothing would change that.
Mark
Meh. He still treats you normally and you do the same. You both are VERY similar heights, you being taller by 2 centimeters. In your mind, its a lot but not really. It doesn't matter to you or Mark because he still treats you right.
Ell
EEEEEEEEE! This precious child kills you daily. You pick her up, hold her, cuddle her, swing her around, anything, and she's a giggly mess. But she is your giggly mess. Also, she will wear your hoodies and act like a little kid to fuck with you.
Matilda
Same with Matt, you both are very similar in height. You are .1 inches taller than her and she still acts taller than you. You just let it happen, as to not let her world come crashing down.
Tamara
Feisty. She will call you names
"Big Ben"
"Eifel Tower"
"Giraffe"
"Skyscraper"
You like to pick her up and hold her and she just let's it happen, all the while her face is redder than Satan's asshole.
Tori
Well its not all bad. She can bury her face in your chest while standing and she doesn't need to lean down or get on the tips of her toes. You don't let her and she gets sad. If you're laying down or sitting, she will put her head in your lap, curl up, and wrap her arms around your waist and hug your stomach. I mean, it's cute how cuddly and soft she can be.
Paula
She once forgot your name and called you "giraffe-y" and you just called her "mouse." Duh. That was so fetch!
Patrice
She still treats you like a kid. Even if you're taller, she still loves you the way you are and wouldn't want it any other way.
Elana
Um.... She still kinda picks on you but jokingly like Tamara. I mean, what did you expect from Evil Ell?
Joan
You are toll and she is smol. Y'all go together so fucking well like DAMN!
Marci
Y'all are the same height... Im tired. Can I go watch Jenna Marbles now?
I lit a peice of paper that has "UwU" written on it and I burned the tip of my finger. I also ate like 3 tins of ramen and I don't feel good. Like, I inhaled it and I think I might die of too much sodium. My grandpa fucking beat me because he said
"you'll die if you eat too much"
"So? Dium?"
He then cornered me and beat me over the head.
"Its a pun!"
"Is THAT a pun?!"
He continued to beat me.