Eddsworld X Reader (Scenarios/imagines) And Regular Chapters

Drunk

Edd
He only gets drunk on cola. But, Tom decided to switch the cola with his Smirnoff to see what would happen. Sadly, he forgot about his plan and went out drinking. Tord didn't really care and he went to go do red leader stuff. Matt was at a beauty pageant and Edd was stumbling around. You found him stuck on the ceiling fan, screaming chandelier by sia. He dropped his cola can and he started to cry.
"I wOn'T lEt Go, JaCk!"
"Uh edd?"
He froze and looked at you.
"P-please" he hiccupped "get me down"
You successfully pried him down with a crowbar and had to buy a new ceiling fan.
Matt
He gets drunk off of chocolate milk sometimes. Its weird. It happens. He
somehow gets cuddlier and happier.
Tom
He acts like a combination of Matt's innocence and happiness, Tord's pervertedness, Edd's imagination, and his own dirty mind. I will let your mind interpret what that means.
Tord
Just...... Yeah...
I AIN'T HAPPY I'M FEELING GLAD I GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG I'M USELESS BUT NOT FOR LONG THE FUTURE IS COMING ON I AIN'T HAPPY I'M FEELING GLAD I GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG I'M USELESS BUT NOT FOR LONG THE FUTURE IS COMING ON IS COMING ON IS COMING ON IS COMING ON....
That is all you hear. He is in his room just screaming that over and over since he doesn't know the rest.

Paul
Loopy boi. He acts like someone on laughing gas after getting their wisdom teeth removed. He's also kind of clingy.  Patryk
He honestly is kinda sophisticated. He gets wine drunk and he's really clingy and acts like a mix of Matt, Matilda, and Patty duh
Eduardo
He's clingy,moody, and horny. Essentially kinda like a girl on her period.
Jon
He... He tried to be romantic and sing but he kinda can't. He sounds like a mix of

Yeah.... mr krabs.
Mark
Wine drunk too. He tried to be romantic but fails miserably. He fell down the stairs, fell off the table, dropped his cheesecake, and is just clumsy when he's drunk.
Ell
SHE IS A SWEETIE. Like, he nuzzles your cheek and makes inhuman squeak noises and purrs and cute shit like that. She does kinda get annoying and loud but she's adorable so its impossible to get mad. Though, when you two.... Ahem, she kinda developed a kink where she acts like a kitten and you're her owner.
Matilda

She tried to sound exotic but sounded like this.
Tamara
Just.... Horny and bitchy. So pretty much Tori in a nutshell? You have to hide when she gets drunk and you don't want to have sex. She sobers up but when she does, she goes right back to being drunk.
Tori
Fucking noisy. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just screams at random times. It scares you and you can't sleep because she will be up until 4:30 screaming at random moments. And every time you think something bad happened. But she gets drunk a lot more because she thinks its cute when you're tired and you fall asleep at random places on weird positions because she was keeping you awake. You can and will fall asleep anywhere. She found you in the chimney, fast asleep. Its like your 2nd room. You have chlostrophilia (the love of confined spaces)
Paula
She's clingy, loud, horny, and obnoxious. Shes like Tori, Elana, Tamara and Ell combined. Like, she acts like a horny, clingy bird on her period when she's drunk. Her emotions skyrocket and she overreacts. Like, when you were humming "one last time" and making George Washington's birthday cake, she started crying.
Patty
She will act like everything is fine but she's fucking unable to walk in a straight line. Its funny and cute. You peck her cheek and then that will turn into making out and then sex.
Elena
Sometimes, you can't tell if she is drunk or on her period. She's REALLY moody. If you say something off putting like her hair is messier than usual, sue will either get really angry or just cry and complain how she isn't pretty.
Joan
She's just cute and loopy. She is still quiet but she will raise her house when she's bored or wants to cuddle.
Mary
*cue montage of every time she fell while drunk. Its funnier in heels.*