MY CAT IS EVIL
THE REASON BEHIND BAD FOOD TASTING SO GOOD
My cat is so evil that she decided that it'd be a good idea to make people fat, because when your fat, you don’t have much will power ( well thats what she thinks but shes a cat so...). So what she is going to do is make to whole world obese and take over the weak people’s mind. Anyone who is still putting up a fight, she will take food away from them and only feed them broccoli and water until they beg for forgiveness and, in turn give up their mind and follow her.
So beware and stuff... yeah.... OOH AND LOOK OUT FOR FLOPSY

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