Pizza on a boat

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So today I got bored and went outside. The sun was nice, but I was hungry.. So I went back inside to get something to eat and found pizza in the fridge. Back outside I went and found my old toy boat just lonely sitting in a shady corner. I skipped over to it and sat on it... It wasn't comfortable since it is only about as big as your fist but it looked lonely... So I sat on it... I mean.. Why not? So there I was... Sitting on a boat, eating pepperoni pizza. Then the peaceful moment was interrupted by a massive rainbow dinosaur who claimed to have knocked on my front door before completely CRUSHING my ENTiRE house! Anyway, I need to go call my lawyer.. So I can't tell you about my fairy fight right now... Ok later

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