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Pun lyf

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat and a glass of milk with it is just utterly magnificent. So that was my perfect breakfast.

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So today I had a shower, and let me tell you... Singing in the shower is always fun ...until you get soap in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. After my shower my sister began to annoy me so much that I through a can of soda at her head.. Luckily it was only a soft drink.

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Later his day I attended a wedding for two antennas that fell in love, though the ceremony wasn't much, I must admit that the reception was great!

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When I got home I was bored so I changed my phone name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Without my phone I was left with disconnected feelings. Then I realised I was booked into the dentist for a 1 o'clock appointment. Tip: always be nice to your dentist, they have fillings too.

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After my successful trip to the dentists.. I went down the street. Last week I went searching for a pair of camouflage pants to buy, but I couldn't find any. So maybe I will try again today.

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As I walked down the street I remembered the days when I worked at the supermarket. Though I was 'fired' because I was too old to work there (16?) ...I believe that old cashiers never die, they just check out.

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Since I am homeschooled I don't have school today because it was cancelled. I was about 10 when I comprehended that old teachers never die, they just simply lose their class. Now my mum is my teacher and principal, so I think I need to stay on the right side of my tables. Not to mention I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.

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Have you ever wondered how a crazy person makes their way through the forest? They take the psycho-path obviously. If you didn't know this.. Why don't you just make like a tree and leave! (Don't actually) that pun was a little woody... I know:/

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Look a gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.... So let me tell you a secret..

There was a person who sent ten different puns to her friends hoping that at least one would make them laugh. Unfortunately not one in-ten-did.

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I am obsessed with mine craft! So show me how to throw a piano down a mineshaft or I will show you and A flat minor. But I love my music so lets just keep thinks in harmony.

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Hey it's dark outside. Strange, but Have I ever told you I was a light sleeper? Well tonight I fell asleep on the chandelier.

~This story is dedicated to the man who invented zero. Thanks for nothing~